Pepperidge Farms remembers.

My solution:

He actually didn’t pass, he just didn’t know how to operate the computer machine to get the script.

One of my favorite bits of Aubrey Plaza trivia: the first season on Parks & Rec, when April was an intern, she was given very little to do in the scripts. So in multiple character scenes in the office, she decided that April would have a crush on Andy (he was in a band!), so she started flirting with Chris Pratt. The…

There are very few writers left with any personality. There are still a few I like. I’ll always read Dowd & Ignatiy (which sounds like it should be a USA Network series about two mismatched financial lawyers who play by their own rules...), am thrilled when Latoya reviews a show I watch, and Oliver always gives good…

Hey Miller (Warren Oates here)...this really sucks but isn’t surprising. I can’t imagine how it feels to see your original concept and web site get forced to change it’s style and concept.

I am too sober

Oh his blood was always too sodden with alcohol to be of any use.

Engineers are also good at working within a closed system—if the working premise is “Trump is good,” they’ll be better than most at manipulating information to make that conclusion work. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that proponents of the wildest conspiracy theories imaginable count fully capable engineers among…

I have nothing reasonable and nothing to discuss, so here are a series of truly disturbing .gifs from a Japanese banana commercial:

*Sean is about to board train, but stops to give note to commentariat*

This is a weird one. A person I’ve never met, but for whom I feel great affection, just quit his job, and I’m really, really happy for this stranger.

I think they would benefit from a weekly roll-out for episodes of their original series, like Hulu does. Even when they make something good, its usually been binged, discussed and forgotten in a week. A slower model keeps the conversation and attention going.

Darn science. It really ruined the standards for official Catholic miracles. 

since when did strip clubs outlaw making it hail? 

Each time, Morad identified his target age group from oldest to youngest rather than the other way around (i.e., we want guns in the hands of kids “ages 12 to 4"), and for some reason that cracked me up.

I have a relative, in Florida, who immediately went out and bought an AR-15 in the days after the Stoneman Douglas shooting. Then, she proceed to proudly flaunt it, and brag at every opportunity. The basic reasoning, as I understand it, was that she was sure the government was going to ban them and she showed those…

It’s the worst kind of yellow journalism.

But Steele said that only 70-90% of the dossier was accurate, so there’s a wee chance that it’s not.

Urine for a rude awakening if you don’t think it’s true