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I live in a world where many people my own age think All Star is the song from Shrek.

What would he do without Twitter? Maybe we should consider that first.

I have never heard of any of those places. Time for a road trip.

Good for you man. I’ve never been big on the fast food but I could definitely take inventory of my choices to see what new leaf I have to turn.

Read the Circle and it will be more than nails on the chalkboard: it will be the sound of the coming apocalypse.

But Nathan could do SO much with this.

Yeahhhh......... I disagree.

Hello, Putin.

It did have to be said.

Next level grittiness

I’m glad I can add “good heart” to my list of reasons for this celeb crush.

Jezuus, now Sixth Sense too? What’s the matter with you? Is this why your name means “be punished”?

Yeah, but it’s more fun to assume the author’s an ignoramus who just doesn’t grasp nerd culture. Probably plays lacrosse or something. God I hate the Barsanti I just made up in my head.

≠ Can your keyboard do that? I use it all the time! Option + = on a Mac.

Late to the party: I agree that this painting is the best one yet. That is all.

I think the interview and the comment you are responding to account for everything you wrote and also don’t deserve to be labelled “kinda silly”. “Categorizing is a human thing” (I love the anthropological overtones of your take, are you a philosopher? I majored at a Midwestern college not worth mentioning) but there

It’s on Netflix! Try it!

I think some of the comedy IS “some of the tone from the original movies”.

It would be foolish not to go meta after there are literal essays on who the bad guy was from the original franchise.