That’s a burn already.

For a moment “fiancé” had me thinking that I needed to brush up on my history of LGBT rights, specifically in Sweden. Is is pedantic if my confusion was sincere?

Ah the endgame... It is only religious nuts, right? I’ve never met someone anti-choice who hadn’t found Jesus or whatever.

It definitely could be shorter by about five characters.

Sic, Gratia Tua.

From what I’ve read of the comments, Barsanti is the least hateful writer here. It seems lots of people care, rather deeply even.

You are just a fire ant’s nest away from leaving Bezos in the dust.

Could I get a GJI for publishing an analysis of Igny’s sentence lengths on Twitter?

I think he has a problem, and has found the solution.

Really? The entire history of popular music to chose from and you just want to stab Frank Black in the neck? Offer an answer to the question, I’m sincerely curious what albums you’d offer.

It’s anecdotal, but I know my kid is playing now with my old duplos, and there’s regular legos waiting for one he gets better at playing with small toys. Is it safe to assume other people still have old legos, or maybe they are all in a landfill? Dunno. We could take a poll?

I can’t find him in the picture.

I’ll assume you’re lying, just to keep the toxicity high.

If they sell beer at gas stations in your state. But I guess the same would go for any liquor store.

Ironically, I don’t.

YES. I would also like it if they finished their beers like normal people. I’ve been watching Ministry of Time and the number of times they stand up after a sip is starting to break me.

Get a soda.

Yeah, it could be a make or break at a restaurant... but so many breweries have these. I can’t get myself to leave a brewery over something like this.

The message of the evil overlords is always defensible and reasonable.

Lego sales decrees as 90s kids dutifully pull huge boxes of Legos out of storage for their children. Sounds legit.