Don’t worry, I’m sure that will be rectified soon.

I’m not trying to create an argument, I’m just pointing out the fact that the joke only makes sense if you subscribe to the whole “NINTENDO! GRRR!”-philosophy.

Soooo.... no difference at all?

And thats not Nintendo’s fault either. What do you want Nintendo to do? Ban scalpers from buying amiibos?

“told”? Contra told you anything?

Which modern standards? CoD-style one shot to the head is an insta-kill? Not even STALKER did that and that was considered to be among the more hardcore open world shooting games.

Haven’t you heard? The Wii U is dead! Its not like its a legacy system like the Vita.

Sure, but thats not saying much. By that logic, I can find someone who was born pre-NES era who thinks CoD is the hardest game they’ve ever played which would debunk claims that CoD is “casual”.

And thats what people always forget. A lot of the classic games we know and love are really, really, really, really hard. Its just that so many of us have such thick nostalgia glasses that some of us can’t even recognize the fact after removing said glasses.

So where are the Skylanders or Disney Infinity versions of this comic?

Only now moders will be able to “choose” to charge for it. And if the best mod is for free, don’t worry. Someone will steal it and slap a price tag on it.

I think my sarcasm meter is broken. It keeps going off.

WHOOSH

WHOOSH

Nonsense. We all know its because of PIRACY! PIRACY killed the Vita the same way it killed the PSP.

Nonsense. We all know its because of PIRACY! PIRACY killed the Vita the same way it killed the PSP.

On a tree, the handstand is an easy method of tracking the direction Mario will go when you hit the jump button.

Not really.

But were they killed or did they commit seppuku?

Thats stupid.

Sounds cool. But after making 3 accounts because I forgot my password/secret password and can’t contact customer support without making ANOTHER account, I’ll pass.

Valve puts out a poorly thought out business plan.