Why does Ted Cruz even bother any more? Isn’t tired of being a joke yet?

You had me at Kumail.

You never have to apologize for that.

It’s not easy keeping all the creeps straight.

And Beyonce.

What’s your point? He was a grandfather too. Sorry the MURDER VICTIM wasn’t perfect enough for you.

They’re in the current issue of People. With a “how we healed our marriage” article.

Candy is not responsible for her forty-something year old, mother of five, daughter.

That’s not going to be enough vodka.

“While the facts and circumstances are still evolving, especially with respect to why this customer defied Chicago Aviation Security Officers the way he did...”

Yeah. She never would have been a model without her name. When she was fifteen, she had a chubby face. She was not model material until she had work done.

She’s from California

And tried to ruin her boyfriends career.

O’Reilly went to the Trump University of Insulting Your “Opponent”

Would you have invited someone so unpleasant?

Her pregnancy was written in.

It’s been twenty years. Get over it. The entire cast is cordial and wants nothing to do with you. The problem is you, honey.

Still this angry after 20 years? Get help. When everyone else gets along just fine and wants nothing to do with you? The problem is you.

Only if you enjoy child abuse.

Who is this God they keep going on about?