I’ve got a Louisville Slugger I’d be honored to supply you with.

Did Devin Nunes have a press conference?

According to the Darrell Hammond Trump, he goes to the barber and asks for ‘The onion loaf’.

“When credit card charges and IP addresses were traced, Townshend was found to have accessed a site which had nothing to do with child abuse images.”

Where’s Malcolm Tucker when you need him?

She honestly thinks people would vote based on something Taylor swift says? That’s stupid. But nice job using someone more famous to get a headline, Not Jemima!

Richard Simmons is a lovely man with a kind heart, who has done so much good. If he wants to take it easy now, let him. He’s earned it.

It’s called paying the bills.

I knew transgender women were women when I was five. Why is this so hard for others to grasp?

I hate to defend robin thicke, but that 911 call was Paula laying groundwork.

She doesn’t feminist in the Jezebel Approved way. Smh.

I wrote a post critizing Jezebel for failing to report on the disgusting comment Lena Dunham made about abortion. Strangely, I’ve been in the greys every since- when my posts show up at all, that is. Strange.

Yes, jezebel only likes women who are feminist in the right way. Whatever that is in their mean girl minds.

Fuck her. Sick bitch.

Contact our representatives? What’s the fucking point? They don’t listen.

I guess Alicia Machado will be next to be targeted.

Do you know what term gets used too loosely? Loser.

That’s because he didn’t. He was flat-out lovely.

Monumental act? Give it a fucking rest, jezebel.

It’s not too late to take Khizr Khan up on his offer to borrow his copy of the constitution. I’m sure he’d find it illuminating.