I watched it through less than entirely legal means after it aired in the UK, and can attest that it is pretty fantastic! Made me cry, which was unexpected.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner both have extremely low Q scores

That abandonment was the best thing that ever happened to that monkey.

Benedict Cumberbatch's entire AMA is a thing of wonder and beauty. I hope he was typing like this the entire time:

Maybe the Silence of the Lamb jokes are funny on their own with no context? I swear I tell people I will eat their livers like all the fucking time! But then he just got too deep into the lie and had to keep going with it.

Go to Sally's Beauty Supply (if there is one near you) ask for "Lotta Body Setting Lotion" and get a set of "end papers" and a shitload of bobby pins. Dilute the lottabody to like...half concentration in a spray bottle, wash, coat in lottabody, let nearly-dry and PIN CURL THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR HAIR (tutorials found…

Oh gosh! The Silence of the Lambs reminds me of me when I was 12. I was in a gifted & talented weekend program and met this *super cute* 13 year old boy from a neighboring town. He was really into Star Wars, which I had never seen, but I pretended I had, and we got into actual conversations about it. Whenever he'd…

That has to be part of the pathological liar's MO — include lies about terrible things that happened to them so that people feel uncomfortable questioning any of the lies at all.

Ditto. Full of "aaaws" and tears.

I feel you gurl.

MISS PRICE FROM BEDKNOBS & BROOMSTICKS!

We're even having this conversation why? (Man, I really need to rewatch that. Maybe instead of grocery shopping tonight,...)

"2013's hottest album release party is for Bangerz! It's got twerking, doorknob pigtails, former Disney tweens on Molly, wrecking balls made from cronuts, monkeys trained to sign the lyrics of Achy Breaky Heart, and Mini-MileyZ."

Her hands are so nice and smooth... Put the lotion on the skin.

If Tim Burton and HBC do not have an open relationship, I will eat my hat*. They've both had sex with Johnny Depp and we all know it!

I had some nasty things to say about Iggy Azalea's cluelessness/self-absorption/incorrectness...but here, have RuPaul's bounce video instead.

I was in the same situation. I had a total hysterectomy at age 39 (that was 23 years ago) for an early stage of endometrial cancer but never used HRT afterwards. My oncologist wouldn't prescribe them and didn't recommend them, and I'm awfully glad I followed his advice. I had some symptoms of early menopause before my…

THAT is why I love that man.