I saw her do this bit on her first televised standup, years and years ago! She was a med student competing in some kind of Carlos Mencia-type hosted weekly comedy comedy competition on Comedy Central! I never put two and two together and connected that sweet med student with DONNA - but I'm so happy it's her!

Holy fuck that is one of the funniest clips I've seen in a long time

Oh wow, thank you. Yet ANOTHER reason to worship at the feet of this woman.

I've seen this before, but now I'm watching this again. HILARIOUS.

SO GOOD

I can't believe this is the first time I've seen that clip! I think I just laughed loud enough to startle my neighbors, thanks for posting!

Damn, now that's what I call an opeRETTA! I hate myself.

I remember her telling that story in her stand-up routine years ago. I just had no idea it was the same person. I think she changed her hair.

Dear Television:

I am a parent (two sons, one daughter) and I completely agree with you. While, in a perfect world, my daughter would tell me she needed it (though, in a more perfect world, she wouldn't need it at all) I would rather her be able to choose how she handles her reproductive options.

Lindy! You are back! I was getting worried about night time Dirtbags.

A used condom, or Jamie Lannister's sword hand? You decide.

If only I knew where this rip came from.

Because I am alone in a room, and my blinds are closes, you just missed my squid moves of happiness over that little tidbit. Imagine Lucille Bulth seeing Gene Parmesan plus loads more awkwardness.

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I think you've got it down.

YEAH!