I was hooking up with a coworker,though it seemed more like dating, he left me to go back to his ex, and I was pretty broken up. But in the intervening time since he's been back with her, we talk/gchat all day every day at work, then text after work, or go out for drinks together, and have had multiple long phone…

Super excited!! And to those who disagree:

I'd say, on TV now, is Leslie and Ann on Parks are Rec. So fucking great.

From my experience with Roaches and bay leaves, here are my tips.

With you 100%, though I have actual hatred for Anniston. Handler is moving that way. Sit down and shut the fuck up!!! Couric forever!!!!!!

I was just watching this clip last night! This makes me super sad, but I'm still laughing....Thanks Eileen!

Well, at least Treebeard is on the shorties side!

I'll bring egg rolls. And (veggie) meat pies. It can be a theme!

Dude, she uses ketchup as menstrual blood. She uses red stuff as blood. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!

I love both your comment and your name. And I want to have that party.

You know, as much as I hate this long hiatus, and it's killing me, the creativity from the insanity that it has sparked is kind of a thing to behold...

Oh. My. God. From whence do these things come? They're horro-fantastic! And I've had my tea, so things are processing.

I'm not sure how I can handle those gifs before my morning tea...

Similar, but she had 9...so yeah there was a lot of chaos.

A. That makes a lot of sense, and is really interesting.

I'm still not convinced this isn't my old dance teacher trolling everyone. Not even joking, I really think it could be her.

That is awesome! I saw one of hers for another similar auction recently, also very quirky and fleshed out. I'd have that thing framed on my living room wall!

I have heard that tale. Good times, Ben, good times.

Yvette Nicole Brown for the mother fucking win!

Nothing like a good pun to start my morning off right :)