Why stop there? It’s a big payout.

But if I don’t take the lump sum I cant do stupid things with the money.

Two chicks at the same time.

Definitely talk with a tax advisor, and a lawyer, but you might be best off creating a charitable foundation. One that by law can only give money to other charities or doing charitable works. (Maybe even partnering with an existing foundation). If possible, you’d want this setup BEFORE you are required to pay taxes. I…

Wendy’s are definitely the best and you really have to try the sweet and sour sauce at McDonald’s and Wendy’s. With that said all McDonald’s food has gone down hill for quality in the past 15 years to shave cost for profit! Literally can’t even taste the meat in a big mac anymore. The only thing worth buying are the…

Roy Rogers make the best fast-food chicken strips on earth. they are all the glorious white meat and tasty spice and skin of Roys fried chicken without all those annoying bones and tendons (eww).

This makes sense. If the last movie leaves us depressed and exhausted, then it stayed true to the book.

I prefer “thumbsucker” to “motherducker”. It’s how I’ve been singing the new Maroon 5 song. “This summer’s gonna hurt like a thumbsucker...”

I also love that the twitterer person who posted the best one is called “You Had One Job”. This job was bullshit. Typing out Kanye’s raps; who could do that and stay sane? This person deserves a raise and a bonus and a promotion.

Holy fuck, I am seriously dying. That is amazing. I hope whoever did that gets a raise.

Also, watch this

LETS KEEP IT!!!

They should just replay this as the halftime show.

Gronk putting that trophy in Conan's nuts is pretty much exactly how I expect Gronk is at all times, and I am okay with that.

Tell her I won't steal all the chocolate from the pantry (even though I'm lying and I will).

My friend is a producer for Chopped. She is aware of your awesomeness. We've been talking about this and how it must happen.

TOO MUCH SRIRACHA!