But then fucking Brandon had to keep going with it. Jesus, Brandon, do you ever miss a chance to ride coattails?

I AM VINDICATED.

If you bitchslap them, may I please join your lawsuit? I have multiple sclerosis and Medicaid pays for the treatments that keeps me out of a wheelchair. If Congress passes TrumpDoesn’tCare, then I want to sue the federal government for humans rights violation. I’m not joking.

Why won’t she shut the fuck up

Well of course, I found an old lamp and when the genie asked what I wanted I said “rheumatoid arthritis, MS, and a constant need to explain these conditions to everyone all the time.”

I’m glad you wrote this so I can hopefully have the opportunity to help us identify the source of the disdain you and others have for this gift she is providing these students. Your use of the term ‘over-heralded’ is key here. I’m paraphrasing, but truly attempting to keep your language in context, so please tell me…

I’m not even a super Beyonce fan, but golly gee the hate for her around her is crazy. She’s thirsty? Only $100,000? Not all altruistic? Y’all sound ridiculous. I don’t know if you had to scratch together money for college but I surely did. Let me tell you, any opportunity for free money via essay is good shit. Haters,…

Yeah that part struck me as incredibly shitty. Obviously lemonade isn’t something that people usually put high enough on their priorities list to dig deep for, the fact that she thinks that “convincing” her maids to do so is a good thing makes her sound like an extremely horrible person imo.

It’s not even that they did it (I could forgive a bratty child that doesn’t know better). It’s the fact that she’s using this as some sort of endearing story and doesn’t recognize how it must have made the staff members feel. What a piece of shit.

The poor maids probably made the lemonade they were coerced to buy back.

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

I might skip this one if its all about Scheana she is not my fave at all. I feel like I’m going mad when I watch this show because know one notices how sneaky she is; low-key starts people fighting with each other but stays out of the fray and she has literally done it with everyone and gets away with it. It is…

I guess she’d have to look in a mirror to see the 2nd most narcissistic, egocentric, neediest a—hole in the world of sports. This is two paragraphs of the book, and I want Caitlyn to stop talking already.

ROBBING A BANK AND BEING CAUGHT IS NOT ANALOGOUS TO BEING AN UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT, YOU FUCKER. Why don’t you take a one way flight to northern Iraq (without any cash and only the clothes on your back), or to an impoverished area of Cuba, or to the murder capital of Mexico or Columbia, or to one of the five countries…

Why do these bozos keep interviewing her? She’s never given any useful information in a single interview she’s done. The point of interviews is to help inform viewers, and all she does is obfuscate and misdirect. Other than for ratings, there is literally no reason to talk to Conway. Stop giving this sell-out asshole…

Thank you. You are doing The Dog’s work, there.

Well, if she hadn’t said that, I personally wouldn’t know about this was her 20th nomination. Women should take credit for their achievements. God knows men do — take credit for women’s achievements, as well as their own. #ownit

This attitude is what leads to horrible songs sung by men about how hot it is when a woman doesn’t know she’s hot.

Weird how Tom Sandoval confuses being a battered wife with being a self-loathing coward who could have gotten out of this relationship years ago.