She is truly awful. Her Goop Summit THIS YEAR featured a doctor who promoted the idea that HIV did NOT cause AIDS on top of being anti-vaccines. Only last year, Paltrow also got into it with an actual doctor and accused her of “issuing attacks to build her personal platform”.

I used to do this every now and then but it’s been a couple years at this point.. so for old times’ sake, here is a list I’ve compiled of some of my all time favorite Gwyneth Paltrow quotes from over the years:

Her nipples are not resting in a place where nipples should be, poor dear.

It’s because of the plastic surgery. It “hardens” up the face because you’re usually getting your features thinned. (She sure did.) Since most people’s features naturally harden and look sharper by their late twenties/early thirties as we lose fat and collagen we associate that trait with someone older, not a 21 year…

Andrew and Fergie need to stop trying to make their kids a thing when they’re the bargain basement scraps no one likes.

I’ve always felt bad for Lena Dunham. She’s so unfortunate looking and her styling choices make that even worse. I get why her average white female fans extol her soooo much. They look at her and are assured that their averageness will somehow make them succeed in any profession.

Katherine McPhee is a pretty singer with a voice designed for syrupy power ballads who is not distinctive enough to really make anything happen on her own.

Unfortunately for Moonves, his dick was in on the conspiracy.

Privileged NYC “writers” overcompensating by showing how “ratchet” they are since they’ve since they’ve transplanted from god knows where.

I love how George looks like he is having a great time dodging those shoes.

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Why the fuck does this website worship Cardi B constantly? I truly don’t get it.

Next they’ll tell us Bukowski was a drunken jerk.

Is any “20th Century Male Literary Figure Was a Psycho Ahole” headline supposed to be surprising?

...the posts were not meant to be public—they were “the result of an ongoing family dispute.

lordy. the naivete here is amazing.

Gosh, I’d like to know who feeds the press all those information about Jennifer Garner and “her immense and unyielding patience”? Who informed the paps beforehand, when to watch out for pics of Garner driving Affleck to rehab? Who told the media about the intervention? Whose public image will benefit the most from…

I can argue that she doesn’t have serious talent, but it’s really not worth my time. I also have never gotten “smart as hell” from her. There are smarter, better women in the rap game, women who aren’t chauvinists and who actually know how to rhyme.