The stuff is delicious, just usually way too salty for my liking. I prefer my dry seaweed with only a tiny sprinkling of salt, or none at all.

Then after the show it’s the after party
And after the party it’s the hotel lobby
Around about four you gotta clear the lobby
Then take it to ya room and somebody...files

I guess this is part of their push to combat the lazy and spoiled press they’ve been getting lately. Kate and William have had a very charmed ten years and have hardly ever been criticized by the press. That’s all over now that the British press is out for blood.

She probably picked out an ugly Pnina dress anyway.

When asked, Michael Jordan initially had no comment, but then finally added, “Hey, homophobic bigots wear sneakers too.”

Some Trump fan shouted out with something like, “You lost! Trump for president!”

It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.

“Her: godly, gorgeous, athletic, educated, careered, humorous, travelled, bilingual, 26-year-old virgin. You: unworthy, though becoming less so daily.”

Hmm... I’d be wanting to see the receipts on all that money. If it isn’t going to the kids, whose pockets is it lining?

I’m glad he’s retiring. Now he can help his wife address her HGH problem.

I feel for her, and agree that the boy is to blame and she should definitely still have her job. However, why wasn’t her phone password protected and why would she leave her phone unattended near adolescents? I work alone in an office, and my phone is password protected.

So what happens to the 16 year old who was distributing pornography?

Well...

I’m kind of disappointed in how shitty the staff’s reaction is to OP. Yeah, you’re advertising. Yeah, we can fucking see it. OP wasn’t even hating on it.

It got worse. Didnt think it was possible, but it got worse.

“we may get a small share of the sale when you purchase something through these channels”

Friend, when your article exists for a vehicle for a “buy now on Amazon” button, it’s an ad. Let’s be real.

I don’t even mind this absolutely shameless advertisement because I really like Chrissy Teigen.

“Good.” -Seattle residents