The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

You know that meeting is gonna be the most awkward meeting *ever*. He’s gonna talk about all his black friends and that half-black girl he slept with and all the CBC men are gonna introduce themselves as “Frederick Douglass.” He’ll talk about all the good work “Rosario” Parks did and offer them an extra week on Black…

Yes, he does. And they all live in the inner city and are afraid to leave their houses or walk the streets because of black-on-black crime.

I hear there are “secret black meetings” monthly in most major cities.

You ask this with a surprised tone. The answer is yes. He really does think all black people know each other. Also, they all look alike to him, too.

Does... he think all black people know one another?

Jay, let me tell you what the man at the Audi dealership told me when I had a toddler and was expecting twins, “Just go get yourself a minivan. There’s a reason minivans exist, and it’s for people like you. You will be glad you have it, and in five years you can trade it in for something else.”

Logistically, if Asahd is an executive producer, would he get the same cut of royalties? Because if so that’s a pretty excellent way for artists to start college funds for their babehz.

I literally hope they have a million babies. And do you remember when everyone said that Beyonce used a surrogate for her first pregnancy? How stupid do those people feel? She rocked it last night. That big belly was on point. YAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

It still blows my mind that the “You’re picking on Ivanka! Whaaaahhh!” Is one of the hills they are going to die on.

Yessss

um.....Lock Her Up?

She needs to pull a ‘Smelly Mellie’ a la a season or two ago on ‘Scandal’.

As for being first lady, I feel that a job as all encompassing as POTUS would be one of those things a couple takes on together. They serve the nation, together. They weather storms and raise awareness, together.

According to court documents she was trying to use the position of first lady to create a once in a lifetime opportunity to take in cash on fragrance and clothing lines. Disgusting and likely to backfire, but hey, she was just like all working mom’s, amiright? Meanwhile we pay millions for her to park her butt in a…

I love his assertion that her being ‘a great person’ (citation needed) has any bearing on Nordstrom carrying her line. They cut it because it didn’t sell, and Nordstrom is a business, it wouldn’t matter if it was Mother Teresa’s line.