“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

Welp Jezzies, I got dumped yesterday. I’m bummed. We were only seeing each other for a couple months, but I feel that I invested an immense amount of emotional energy into this relationship. When we met he was starting a new job and I really supported and encouraged him. And I was happy to do that! I am starting a new…

Haha, is this lowbrow? The Irish Cream coffee mate is so good. Can’t keep up with these hipster foodie edicts.

No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet.

Trump: *realizes Statue of Liberty is not getting with the program, dismantles same and prepares to ship back to France. (Mexico to pay shipping costs).

Wikipedia getting salty.

BILL O’REILLY said that?! Jesus, now I know I’m in fucking Bizarro World.

I bet Trump wishes he also had the power to fire Bill O’Reilly now:

Careful, Dan, otherwise you might lose your ESPY vote, too!

Anyone else crying yet? I’m so fucking angry, and not a peep out of my country’s shitty unelected prime minister.

Tears of joy:

hello. i’ve been crying all day. this is so shitty. i have some cousins in a camp in syria and they were hoping they’d be able to get here but i guess not. i’m home alone, i’ve been crying on and off (the protesters at JFK really make me cry and i love them all). i’m cooking something to remind me of home and trying…

There is a claim that green card holders are being cuffed and their social media reviewed. They are being questioned about their attitudes toward Trump.

A couple things about that last photo. I’m actually something of a body language dilettante.

For fucks sake, don’t want an abortion..........don’t get one!

lol

Absolutely. I fully support daily reminders that he lost the popular vote, that black women were not there for him, that his approval ratings are a historical low for a new president. Because it enrages him, and worries him, and humiliates him.

centered on the finding that 94 percent of black women did not vote for her boss