WHAT? GOLDMAN SACKS? christ on a bike.

"Can you dress me in a sack that you have somehow discovered a way to crease?"

HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

"One oval-shaped suit, please."

Because you can't dress idiocy.

It probably hasn't occurred to you, but my guess is he has chosen this "everyman can't afford a good tailor" wardrobe on purpose.

Racist conservative troll just checking in, ignore/do not feed :) http://originalgawkercommenter.kinja.com/

Nothing to see here Jezebel, just a tired, sad conservative troll. :)

"Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won."

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

"Marriage was historically a religious covenant first and a government-recognized contract second."

Another issue with definitions, I'm afraid - homosexuality isn't like being outdoorsy, or spending all your time sitting in front of a TV. Where did all these people get the idea that falling in love with someone of the same sex is a lifestyle? It's just bizarre.

It's actually more deeply cynical and calculating than that. "I have lots of black friends" is something people say to cover a mistake. "I don't hate gay people I just don't approve of their lifestyle" is a proactive rhetorical tactic people are trained to say *before* they say something bigoted.

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

"Love the people, hate the crime" is the bigot's version of "But I have a lot of black friends" that racists always seem to say right after they say something racist.

You need to learn how to not make everything about you. Your desire to share how uncomfortable you are with someone else' experience serves what purpose, exactly? What conversation were you looking to start with your original comment?

Yet here you are, continuing to comment.

You're allowed to be uncomfortable.

OK. So you don't care about helping. How about doing less harm than good. I realize that you believe you're not the only one who feels this way about the article. You're probably right. BUT commenting so goes directly to the author which is a little uncool.

That's fine if you don't why to sympathize but why publicly state it? That's my point. You announcing that helps no one. Not you, not her. No one.