Not that I'm particularly surprised but still.

So viewed, the record reveals that in July 1997, Roorda attempted to try to "cover" for another police officer by filing a report that contained false statements as to what happened during a suspect's apprehension and arrest.   As a result of this false report, all charges against the defendant involved were dropped,…

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Just a couple of kittens, out on the town.

My daughter thinks Grumpy Cat is the absolute best. She has the book and everything. I can't wait to show her this post! Mark, you just won yourself a new 7-year old fan. Too bad I can't show her any of your other work.

My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."

i have so much to say rn

Mark, can you confirm that this cat is, in fact, alive? Did you see her breathing? Because the way her face is planted in that bed makes me think we may have a "Weekend at Bernie's" situation, here.

Did they register at Bloodbath and Beyond? Or just Target?

Except we're not heathens and don't need to kill to punish.

I have to admit, I kind of feel better about myself after hearing about this. I may not be the best parent, but at least my 3.5 year old son hasn't run off with Charles Manson. I must be doing something right.

You really have to give your parenting skills a good hard look when your daughter hooks up with Charles Manson.

Your #NiceGuy tears nourishes me, please keep going.

Religious fanatic parents. Surprise, surprise.