#NotAllAmericans

I would, too. And yet the bride and groom (my cousin) were impressively modest : they registered at the Bay for simple but useful household items and I bought them a very nice set of sheets (well, I hope they were nice). I expect they were absolutely swamped with cash, jewellery and other niceties by the bride's…

Jesus, thinking about all the things in the multiverse that had to come together for this one, incredible moment to exist leads me to believe there must be a higher power out there.

On the off chance you live in the GTA- I would be more than happy to sit down with you and bore you to death with my experiences with attempting. (And failing, obviously. Not for lack of trying though. Most recently I guzzled 5 bottles of someone elses methadone and somehow made it. Just my luck.)

I'm going to go tweet my love and support for Kesha now. I like to listen to her music in the gym and imagine I'm not working out, but I'm still 19 and covering my body in self-tanner and glitter, throwing on a dress that barely covers my ass and sky high heels, and getting fucking wasted with my best friends. I'm too…

Do you know what a humblebrag is?

I'm thinking when Jimmy Saville died, Satan dressed up as a clown and lured him into hell.

So?

And you know, that's why I don't get all the judgement. I'm not a superstitious person but, I like to think of myself of capable of —- mercy? grace? I don't really know the word for it. Empathy? These comments leave me reeling. They almost make me feel like it brings bad luck (I know it doesn't, truly, I'm not that…

Where did I belittle him? Justin Bieber is the Biebs no matter how dickish he gets. He has done many dickish things outside of racist jokes. I'm sure it gives him extra Biebspower.

"That kiddo is gonna change the world."

Pollyanna here! I love my kids. They probably saved my life. I was a hard-partying girl, but I always knew I wanted kids. They forced me to settle down and be a responsible adult. It was hard to admit to my super-feminist mom that the only thing I really wanted to do was be a Mom.

This is only tangentally related, but re: Takei joke— I was once with a friend who objected to something a male friend of ours said. He replied with "must be time of the month!" And she looked at him and went, "That time where I find sexism annoying? Yes. Yes, it is." I almost broke my hand trying to give her the…

Girl, you could sell your virginity over and over! Hymen still in place as proof! Thousands of dollars are waiting for you and your vagina!

Sorry...I honestly didn't mean that to come off condescending. I probably should have read over my comment before I submitted. :( #pleaseforgiveme

Paying to free slaves is about freeing slaves, not legitimizing human trafficking.

It did an hour and twenty minutes ago when I wrote that comment, genius. In London!

If we want the girls back, then either send some resources to find them or pay for them and bring them back. This is pointless feel-good crap that lets people pat themselves on the back for pretending to care while doing nothing.

I never had one either! Well, at least to my knowledge. I do remember a particularly ouchy bicycle accident when I was probably 8 years old that may have done me in and I just didn't know it...but yeah. My first time didn't hurt much, although the guy wound up calling me a liar and a whore later when I told him I was…

Tell me about it. I hostess at a high-end restaurant, and every time I hear a dude say, "She'll have the..." my skin crawls. NOPE. Nope to the nope.