Ironic that Pax is the troublemaker of the group.

Well she could argue neglect, based on the fact he left his kid with a woman who wasn't watching him, couldn't free him when he was trapped, and couldn't revive him when he drowned (random guys who were installing sound equipment did all of that, the kid would be dead if those guys hadn't been there).

Right, cause god forbid somebody make a joke about how he can't handle monogamy using the most significantly and widely-known example of his attempt(s) to.

That is called a signature hair cut and I hope you were in a public library when you wrote that cuz you are as good as dead if she tracks down your ip.

Because all alcoholics/addicts have it in them to be magnetic, charming, and brilliant. It's how they manage to survive for so long despite a hellish terminal illness, and how they manage to succeed once they truly get sober. Suffering from the mental illness of substance dependence doesn't make a person unlikable,…

I agree the treatment of her vs. Robert by the public and paparazzi has been crazy unfair. I don't think he's any special acting wonder either, although I haven't seen him in much.

Exactly!! I have a deep-seated fear of heights and of falling. Deep-seated as in falling through the air from a great height is a regular feature of my nightmares since I was a little kid. You can't just switch something like that off. I flew last year (2 different planes each way) but I was not happy about it.

I hope she gets some help so she doesn't end up with a similar person. In my experience the friends I've had that were in abusive relationships, once they got away they found a similar predator. It's like you're wounded and they are a shark they hone in on you. Counseling is a life saver and has been for me much of my…

He's not breaking any laws by making that statement though.

Well, I'm insulted that someone would think that the qualities of a service animal would somehow transfer to the dignity of the person they worked with. Don't you canin-omorphize the blind!!!

"Dick? Where's Dick? You know, I really love Dick."

I'M NOT CRYING! SHUT UP! YOU'RE CRYING!

The more apologetically ridiculous Mimi is, the more I love the SHIT out of her. And I thought Princess Danica Magnolia was ridiculous for my Yorkie. You showed me, Mimi. You showed me.

Hahahaha. Imagine a baby that's teething AND PMSing.

Of course, if you're going to be un petit compte, une moustache est de rigeur!

Not according to my son...

Oh, okay - I was picturing babies with, like, 5 o'clock shadows and apps for tracking their periods!

Oh, God. I know. That kid is so fucking preternaturally beautiful. I feel like I should call Child Safe on myself.

Hi Beyonce,