I used to have it happen to me semi-regularly... It was much more likely when travelling alone, which I guess makes sense—easier to shuffle a lone traveler than a couple or a group. In general it tended to happen when I’d been doing more travelling. The other thing that set it apart most recently was there was some…

My favorite kitchen knife is missing off this list, the tomato knife:

"Big pile. Lots of gas. Free knives for everyone! Dance music."