The trick is not to try and replace meat, but instead find tasty recipes that don’t contain any red meat and save the steaks for special occasions. Vegetarian dishes that pretend to be meat are the worst. Example: soy can be good on its own when cooked in something it’s intended to be in (Miso, Sushi, Edamame, Stir…

I will beat you to death with a porterhouse if you keep this shit up. Your hippy soy products taste like crap no matter what you soak it in.

I really detest the guy, I know he keeps getting work because of the moniker he goes by, but he’s not talented, he’s not funny, he’s just obnoxious.

You leave Raylan Givens out of this

I need a Chrome extension that will automatically change “Fat Jew” to “plagiarist Josh Ostrovsky.”

I would believe Roseanne Barr if she didn’t go full conspiracy mode years ago. She believes in Pizzagate and other BS. Plus, she has a grudge against liberals.

But people have been talking about it for years

Not true, at least for me. I’d be uncomfortable condemning anyone if the only evidence of wrongdoing was second and third-hand rumors, and if the supposed sources of those accusations started directly refuting them.

Only white people are allowed to be children at 19 even if they have committed vile, violent, hideous crimes. The rest of us are lucky to still be considered kids at 11.

Gross, as in, you hate Beyoncé, or gross as in youre hating on a bunch of women of colour celebrating their friend by emulating her art, while all supporting a philanthropic cause? I’m really not clear on what exactly you’re bitching about.

This feels like a needless takedown. Teen Vogue has done an excellent job at integrating social and political issues into their already-established brand. No one thinks of it as the NYT; they might think of it as NYT + a “go-to” for lifestyle, fashion, beauty etc. advice and inspiration. But like, that’s fine?…

How is that so different from what jezebel does? You advertise products with copy that generally reads like: “ OMFG you guys this new hair straightener is my EVERYTHING”.

The expression “blood is thicker than water” originally meant that the bond between comrades is stronger than family, as in bathing in the blood of your enemies is a pretty powerful bonding experience, and it has been bastardized into meaning the exact opposite.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

O’Reilly was met by fire and fury the likes of which he had never seen.

Terry Gross, House of NPR, Mother of Draggin’s.

Her interview with Gene Simmons was also legendarily awful (though he never walked out).

oh hey, someone took a video of me dancing

Also, C is for Crank! https://thecisforcrank.com/

I don’t think it will take a decade. It is happening already!