HOW can she sing? When I was pregnant, I turned down every gig after about 10 weeks. Was it because my kid was breech and had his stubborn little coconut head jammed under by ribcage for 6 months solid? I just wanna know how somebody that pregnant can perform. I’ve seen several artists do it now (Lily Allen, Beyonce,…

Huzzah for women everywhere!

My oldest is turning 13 next month and there are parts of him that are still such a child, a little kid. He looks much older than he is, is nearly as tall as me, but he still sleeps with a fucking teddy bear (That of course he would be mortified if anyone ever knew)! My point is, just because the plumbing works, they…

I am a supporter of all abortion rights, full stop. No reasons necessary. Just to preface.

Kill.

Seriously, does anyone see us calling Helen Mirren or Meryl Streep or Joni Mitchell “desperate”? No, because they continue to rely on their talents into middle and older age, not pull Kardashian-level publicity stunts to a dwindling audience. Madonna would get more attention if she stopped seeking it so much.

God, those are two ridiculously beautiful people. If ever there was a threesome I'd want to be part of, that would be it. Although we might have to make it a foursome and invite Jamal.

Gothic Rapper on Trial For Butt Injection Death Name-Drops Amber Rose

"You can watch the full speech here."

Hey, sitters are expensive. So is sex ed. Take your kid to an orgy.

I don't care if it's funny or not. They talk about stuff that everyone's too chicken to talk about. It's fascinating and important.

I blame the bubble. Bless her heart.

Sure. Also, I know one white person who was unfairly harassed by police once, so that must completely disprove the notion that police disproportionately target people of color. After all, one is the largest sample size you need, even in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Nah, you should probably pack it up and go home, Kara, because this one Latino win negates every single cringe-inducing moment outlined here.

There is no such thing as American English. There is just English, and then there are mistakes. ;)

you must mean your trousers

As one of your Canadian neighbours, I don't know why you people harbour such ill feelings toward British spelling. Sorry if I sound humourless, but I think one day you'll wake up and recognise that you don't have a licence to tell everyone else how they should spell. The different spellings are just historical…

If you meant "all people are bisexual", then to a certain vague extent you'd be right. Instead, you just look like a Penthouse Forum letter writer.

"Yes Mash, YES. That Wedding Cake came straight to me; I verified the seal; put it on the kosher cart and brought it directly here- to you. Like always."

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