if you're having a hard time celebrating the birth of a child just because he was born bigger by a woman who was in a situation common enough that there's a show about it, maybe you need to get your shit together as your post just wreaks of miserable human being.

I just call mine my "upstairs beard."

I vividly remember the only time I went dress shopping (yes, some straight guys have a sense of style/fashion too and I have a thing for wedding dresses) and was a bit surprised when I didn't get kicked out.

This is Fox pivoting somewhat to the reality that if they want younger viewers and particularly female viewers, they have to act like they're not in line with the old white men of the GOP who won't shut up.

My older brother's friends thought it was funny to hear the six-year-old swear, so they'd take me through the alphabet: A is for Asshole, B is for Bitch, and so on. If he becomes president, I'm F is for Fucked.

yeah all the things people are bitching about was when was going through alcohol & drug issues. he checked into rehab & got his shit together.

Despite your explicit instructions I'm having a hard time reading this as not implying he was, at least in part, responsible for her death.

#notallgarbage

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BACKWARDS ASS BACKWOODS THE HILL HAVE EYES TYPE SHIT ARE THESE PEOPLE RUNNING?!?!

It's certainly a thing, but it's gross. It's like "moist". I flinch every time I read it. Can't we go back to "hot for"?

This is why I was like STOP, PIEMAKER when I saw Guardians of the Galaxy. I have a hard time not thinking of him as adorable.

yall don't round robin that shit???

I really don't get what Jenny Lewis is doing these days, but what a blazer!

Ann Coulter is NOT a cunt. She lacks the depth and warmth.

Pfft, I am on the mother's side here.

It's an open secret that Coulter is a professional shock jockey who believes barely a single iota of what she says in public. Many of her friends are liberal and she' supposedly a cool person in private.

As a rape survivor:

......did we even read the same article? Personally, I think hot women posing seductively with carp is pretty universally funny, no matter where they hail from. I think the bitterness you're tasting is coming from your own mouth.

It's not about replacing. Have you ever been in a family where a baby is born near someone else's death?

FUCK OFF LOUIE GOHMERT. How predictable that he's making an "all people should be equal" speech instead of focusing on the institutional oppression that black people have dealt with specifically for centuries. Martin Luther King Jr. was KILLED despite being a peaceful protester. The St. Louis Ram players were…