Health care, the justice system and education are three places where the motherfucking profit motive does no good and a shit-ton of harm. (Four places. I’m tacking on the military.)

Have you ever been on an almost year long tour where you are jumping around, dancing, and traveling every single day? I have. I wasn’t even the performer or a dancer. My job was to drive a fucking box truck. I lost 18 pounds. Yeah, she probably is on a strict diet since she’s so active. I’m not talking about her doing…

It’s pure hubris for Americans to keep going to countries like North Korea and Iran. They have to know what will happen to them but the attitude seems to be “I’m an American, I can go wherever I like and do whatever I like”. And about the U.S. secretly negotiating with North Korea, I guess we do negotiate with…

I don’t drive recklessly, I drive efficiently. It’s quite a jump from speeding a little to EVERYONES LIVES ARE IN DANGER!!!!!!1!!!!

My mom has bladder issues that used to be really bad and was pulled over for speeding on her way home tot he bathroom one day. By the time the cop got to her window she was already crying. He was super nice and agreed to follow her to the nearest public restroom so he could finish the ticket after she peed. After…

Picture rush hour traffic with construction. Stuck in the middle on a bridge with a friend who has to “go” desperately. There is no other option but the side of the bridge with no sidewalks or edge because of the construction. You gotta do what you gotta do. Oh and afterwards we moved maybe 2 feet in 30 minutes so we…

This story is seriously my worst nightmare. I’ve gone MUCH faster than this guy to make it to the nearest bathroom. Getting pulled over in that situation would be pure hell.

He may have had food poisoning from a previous meal. The urge to expel everything in the intestines comes in distinct, feverish, agonizing surges which are increasingly impossible to restrain. I know from whence I speak.

There should be a law allowing those of us with stomach issues the right to speed to the nearest bathroom available.

Obviously, this joint finally is the “Yes, yes yes!” answer to the “Is it a good place to bring a doll?” question. (I miss The Best Restaurant in NY so much.)

That was unnecessary and kind of mean.

She did say it, in the medium that’s her forte. Pretty much immediately after Kanye had said some pretty terrible things about Amber on twitter, Kim was seen hanging out with her on instagram. Maybe that doesn’t mean anything to you, but social media is her stock in trade and she’s no dummy, she knew lots of people…

I’m sure being married to Kanye is insane and she reached out the best way she could without causing domestic turmoil. The fact she didn’t shame Amber is huge - we can’t expect everyone to upend their own domestic patriarchy (which I think is the dynamic between her and K). Woman has kids with this problematic guy;…

Considering Amber was the target of that, I think it makes her speaking up even more powerful. And anyway, if that instagram she posted a while back was any indication, she and Kim have made up whatever differences they may have had. Kim isn’t Kanye, and since she was happy to be seen in public with Amber to me that…

Totally agreed, from an Irish/Italian wasp with a little bit of jap in her

Yeah, it’s used by accomplished adults when confronted by teens who have yet to do jack shit in their communities. The reason this young woman got close is because Clinton is allowing her campaign to be accessible and when you have a 30 year record of saying and doing things in public you also have 30 years of words…

When an affectionate term like dear is used by a stranger/person in a position of power it always comes off as super condescending to me.

Where is Stamos finding all those virgins whose blood to bathe in? Whatever, it’s sure as hell working.

He was really great with them when they were little. I don’t even have kids, and that got to me, too.

Maybe it's because my daughter is turning one tomorrow but John Stamos' Vine of the Olsen twins is making me teary.