See, this is the problem. I worked in Epcot in college when I did the WDWCP. I love going back to Disney. I am a walking encyclopedia of Disney Parks knowledge. I own a handful of shirts that I SLEEP IN. My home is not decorated in Disney AT ALL (I find that shit tacky as all hell). It’s people like this woman who…

You know, Disney Cast Members enjoy telling guests who are assholes to “Have a magical day.” Basically code for “fuck off”. So in response to your pixie dust comment, as a former Guest Relations Cast Member, I hope you have a VERY MAGICAL day. (Most people who like Disney are not delusional in the way you’re…

There’s a great tequila bar in the Mexico pavilion in Epcot. I did a Disney College Program, and I am always getting drunk in the parks. Food and Wine Festival at Epcot is the best.

...who all wanted to be Imagineers when they grew up. Admit it. We all did.

Or you can be like me, and get wasted with your friends in Epcot. DOUBLE WIN.

Some people genuinely appreciate Disney Parks for the ability to create an artificial environment that somewhat convincingly removes people from reality. There is a lot of planning, psychology, and art that goes into designing theme park areas. I did a Disney College Program, and managed to make very good friends, all…

I used to work in Epcot (Disney College Program). My parents bought into Disney Vacation Club with my Cast Member Discount (The discount was like 30% plus the extra percentage you got for buying during your vacation) with the hopes of taking future grandkids. As a result, I go at least once a year (and usually go with…

As someone who used to get many sinus infections pre-surgery (one a month) and still gets them occasionally, I can say with utmost certainty that TYLENOL DOES JACK SHIT FOR A SINUS INFECTION. In fact, one of the only things that helps is pseudoepherine, which she definitely can’t take.

They thought my appendicitis was a cyst on my ovary. The entire time my dad was screaming at the ER doctors (his appendix ruptured and he almost died.) I find they don’t immediately go to appendicitis right away, which I find odd, because I know many people who have had it.

As a teacher, I can tell you right now, I do not have time to draw 20 something pictures for my kids. That is insane. I have better shit to do. I know those mugs and that crap you’re talking about. That being said, SOME kindergarteners are more artistically inclined than others. This could have been a guided drawing…

Hell, *I* as a female don’t even buy into that bullshit. I hate most romcoms. The phrase “making love” makes me want to shoot myself. For some reason, though, I like Love Actually...even though it’s absolutely ridiculous.

I know many men who secretly love this movie. I’m not talking about my male friends who are trying to get into my pants by pretending to like it, either, if that was your next defense. I’m talking about my experience of male friends who are married/in relationships, and more than one boyfriend who know they do not…

Yep. We had some crazy fucking cases, though. Tons that got media attention, too. The nature of some crimes (things involving children, for instance), and some other things I can’t really get into got people pretty emotionally involved. Also, we had a few people who really DID. NOT. GET. IT. Many things were cut and…

I figure the type of person who does this is someone whose vote I don’t want counted anyway ;)

Agreed. I also think that he really struggles with alcoholism/binge drinking at the very least. He abuses it. I really don’t think we’re watching anything but a real live train wreck, here. Scott was always the greek chorus of the group. I feel very bad for all parties involved.

They do, but I have lucked out big time at the Off 5th outlet with handbags. Burberry, Tory Burch, and Marc Jacobs (not Marc by Marc, the regular line), all bags that were originally in department stores, all marked down substantially. It’s hit or miss, but I’ve gotten some good stuff there.

I was going through so much red wine last month, you have no idea. Between some of my fellow jurors and having to look at pictures of dead people and hear the most horrific, depressing stories daily, I was SO over it. It was emotionally draining. I would cheer when we’d get a DWI, so nice, so cut and dry. I also…

Yep. My ex was an ADA in Brooklyn, and now does a lot of cases in the Bronx. I straight up asked him and the ADAs last month if we could get copies of the charges. Turns out, the answer is no. Varies from state to state. Sitting through that one case where the ADA had to read out over 50 charges had me sitting in my…

Yeah, what state do you live in? They stopped only pulling from the voter pool and now get their lists from the DMV. That trick doesn’t really work anymore.

Yeah I cried during Grand Jury testimony, and I date and know many lawyers. No one gave a fuck. I had a VERY hard time with one case. Zero fucks were given.