At 5’2”....yeah. It’s kind of difficult to scrub the bottom of my sink :( I’m kind of used to everything being too big for me, though. In our faculty bathrooms, the toilets are handicap sized, so my feet literally don’t touch the floor when I pee at work. I feel like a little kid on a school bus all over again.

I’m a weirdo who actually LIKES them better than regular omelettes. I also eat only the white part of hard boiled eggs, but I have no problem with a poached egg over food or by itself. I have no problem cooking or baking with full eggs. I’m weird? IDK. It’s not a health thing for me.

I am a tinygirl who is thin too, but I definitely have thighs (I’m all thighs/ass. That’s where it all goes). Their quality went downhill, but prior to that, man they made awesome shit. My thighs rubbed, but those things held up great.

Really? Cause have you seen what he’s done with the education system here in NY state? Calling for a complete reform and overhaul with developmentally inappropriate common core tests that cause my students to literally cry, pinch themselves, and pull their hair during the exam? Call themselves stupid? When really, we…

Let’s put this into perspective: In New York, I can get a mani/pedi for $27 around here on Long Island. You’re not underpaying. That’s what we’re talking about when we’re talking about low prices: a mani/pedi (BOTH) for $27 total with NYC rents/taxes.

I can get a mani/pedi for $27.

Yeah. That’s how cheap it is. I had major sticker shock when I went away to college.

The people who will eat Dominos in Italy DESERVE to eat Dominos in Italy. I bet that none of them will be actual Italians. This actually makes me sad. I have NEVER eaten as well as I did in Italy.

NYer here who went to Italy for two weeks, and I did not put one piece of American food in my mouth that entire trip. Well, that is not true. At one point, I did have a Coca-Cola at lunch, without high fructose corn syrup, thankyouverymuch cane sugar/Europe. Oh, and I guess you could count my gum, but gum is not food.

Exactly. My father has Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and is a completely different person when in public. He actually went and told my boyfriend’s father a few months ago that I’ve been diagnosed with bipolar personality disorder (nope, never have), and that I’m mentally ill, fucked in the head, need medication,…

Okay, when I say spelling lists, I do not mean for words like “terrarium” for a first grader. I was thinking more along the lines of sight words or something phonics based. THAT is just ass backwards, and THAT, BTW is Common Core. Sarcophagus was another important Common Core vocabulary word for first graders (WTF?).…

My go to tights! I teach in these all winter.

My go to tights! I teach in these all winter.

Me too. I am not in denial that he is an absolute raging alcoholic who needs help and is hurting his family, but his one liners were GREAT. If Scott could sober up, I think I’d like him.

He is a mean fucking drunk, that’s for sure.

I teach in a NYC public school, and we don’t have a spelling curriculum at all. Many schools are moving away from that. *shakes head*

I love inventive spelling. I’d say it’s one of those things that I miss about early elementary, but it’s something I still get to see as a 5th grade teacher, since we don’t have a spelling curriculum. *FuckyouCommonCore*cough*

As a 5th grade teacher, I can tell you, they really don’t know. I’m not allowed to teach grammar or spelling. It’s not part of the curriculum. Thanks, Common Core.

Hey, hey, hey. 5th grade teacher here. Common Core does not give much of a shit about spelling or grammar during the elementary years. The education system isn’t deplorable, but Common Core is a horrific clusterfuck that is creating children who cannot identify a sentence fragment, what a noun is, etc. I know this…

I teach kids. No, they aren’t all loud like that. I have tons of quiet, more introverted students in addition to the loud ones. They DO, however, have shorter attention spans because of the constant stimulation.

Mine too. Nailed it.