missdelaney
MissDelaney
missdelaney

There are entire reviews on Amazon from outraged parents about how The Rainbow Fish is just propaganda for communism. While I might disagree, the reviews make me chuckle. Okay, Rainbow Fish shouldn't be bragging and all, but why should he be FORCED to share all his shit? We're all unique and different! I'm not a fan

This is bullshit. As a teacher, I would have tried really, really hard not to laugh and said that you're making a choice not to eat it, okay. Thanks for explaining your thinking. I may have bursted out laughing, though.

As a teacher, this comment makes me so glad that we don't have AR.

No. It's fucking creepy and every daughter in law's worst nightmare. Seriously, the mom crawls in through the son's window to rock him to sleep as a grown ass adult. BOUNDARIES, people. I hate that book.

THANK YOU. I'm a teacher, and I still hate this book. Seriously, this is every daughter in law's nightmare. Creepy as fuck and so inappropriate.

I am 29 and childless, but a few years back I was all team C-Section for the future (I have a laughable pain tolerance. I wish that the stork were real). Then I had an emergency appendectomy, experienced the utter hell of recovery that is trying to bend or do ANYTHING after abdominal surgery, and was horrified

You are an editor who spelled Puerto Rican wrong! SHAME ON YOU. (Don't worry, I'm a 5th grade teacher who spelled a word completely incorrectly on the SMARTboard today due to rushing. The kids didn't let that one slide, haha).

English is also her second language. I don't think that Teresa is the sharpest tool in the shed by any means, but a lot of her grammatical or language errors tend to reinforce the fact that English isn't her first language.

I just choked on my breakfast. THIS is one of the most true things I have ever written, and it's why I have about 8 pairs of my boyfriend's boxers that are now mine. I know that my bubble butt is part of this problem, but seriously, labia floss is the most apt description in the world. Thank you. I am reading this out

As someone with wide hips and a bubble butt...there's a reason why we have fake pockets/small pockets. Any pockets in there with these thighs are just going to add bulk, which I'm not a fan of, lol. Not to mention the fact that being curvy down there, I don't WANT things in my pockets, even if they were big. Hi, that

Girl, I hear ya. I used to work in Disney World.

That depends on whether or not the parents actually LISTEN to doctors and have any common sense. Seriously, you wouldn't believe the shit that I see. Common sense: not so common.

Uh, they're talking about Enterovirus 68, which now is being reported to cause paralysis in some kids.

It's not like you have control over who you sit next to, though. I am a teacher, and have you seen the lack of proper care that people display when they're sick? Adults included. I have to giggle at "stay away if people are exhibiting cold symptoms." I might as well not show up for work ever.

Having worked as a Guest Relations Hostess in Disney World, I can say that Disney is VERY good with food allergies/accommodations.

Welcome to my world *cries into glass of cabernet and sops up her tears with cheese*

This is probably why I have to reprimand my 5th graders for yelling out "who farted?" and teach them appropriate classroom behavior. Cause one 5th grader screaming that out in a room of 33 fifth graders is no longer funny, it derails the entire damn lesson. Or not. Some kids can tell the difference, while some can't.