I don't really give a shit about baseball lol

I found books of Lisa Frank stickers "for my students" in the Target Dollar Aisle this summer. Note: The Lisa Frank stickers have yet to make it into my classroom.

Well I don't fly in PJs, but I do fly in Leggings and a long shirt with a sweatshirt over it. If anything, it looks like I'm about to go for a run, haha.

Honestly, put any NYer on the T and they're going to voluntarily stay out, lol.

Seriously. I've gotten shingles, which I know is totally different, but still. Shingles at 24. Awesome. I work around kids and pick up all sorts of their shit (yeah, I know, shingles is the chicken pox it lays dormant in your system once you have that blah blah). I'm not going to risk giving or getting anything…

See, that's the thing. You guys are so busy chanting Yankees Suck at things like college hockey games and concerts at the Garden (all things I've seen on numerous occasions), meanwhile, us New Yorkers are seeing Broadway shows, concerts, sporting events, going to museums, etc. and no one is mentioning the Red Sox…

OMG I CAN'T. I work in an elementary school and we're seeing more and more cases of pertussis every year. I decided to get vaccinated again last year. This video is killing me.

In Italy, whenever my tour guides would kind of joke and say something in an American accent it was, "Oh my GAWD!" very quickly. I was like, "Shit, do we all say that a lot?" in my head.

Oh God. I went to school in Boston, but I'm from Long Island, and man do I hate the Boston accent. The fact that you deliberately slipped into a Bostonian accent when delivering Red Sox vs. Yankees news just highlighted part of my hatred of the accent. No one besides rabid Yankees fan gives two shits about the Red Sox…

My cousins from CT pronounce "Aunt" differently than we do in NY (like "ant") and it always drives me nuts.

It's actually waugh-tur. Yeah, I'm from Long Island (hangs head in shame). The accent didn't bother me as much until I started teaching. Really hard to teach primary children phonics when you don't say vowels the way the damn curriculum says you're supposed to. And explaining to kids that fog and dog are supposed to…

I've heard "I'm going by my mom's house tonight" in the NY metro area as well.

Xanax and two glasses of wine or ambien and a glass of wine or two. (The xanax must be a decent dose). Oh, and my sleepytime playlist on my phone.

I have NEVER encountered this. SO NOT OKAY.

Nah. I have them both. But then again, I rock my Chanel shades and Tory Burch bag with flip flops, leggings, and a tank top/zip up hoodie. Whatever, I like being comfy when I fly, dammit! Plus planes are COLD.

This is the rule for any customer service employee. I worked Guest Relations in Epcot and man, I gave the WORLD to people who were nice to me. The ones who yelled got nada.

Single female here, and the only time I was ever routinely screened was when I would fly home from college in Boston to NY and buy one way tickets like, an hour before the flight left (the prices were cheap enough at the time that you could do this, and the shuttles between NY and Boston run every hour).

You don't fly a lot, do you?

Uh yeah, I do too...in every other aspect of my life. I am well put together to the point where even my elementary students notice. However, when I fly? Leggings, flip flops, and LAYERS (typically a tank top and a zip up hoodie). Oh, and an extra pair of fuzzy socks that I'd never be caught dead in outside of my home…

My sister has HUGE boobs, and is 5'2" and incredibly petite. Sometimes while shopping, she'll get a devious look in her eyes and say, "Want to go to Victoria's Secret and watch them attempt to find a bra that fits me?" It was funny the first time, but seriously, we are always in there for an HOUR while the salespeople…