I don’t think I’ve ever despised someone so much based on so few quotes.

“Rumor”. That’s cute.

So does Ryan Seacrest. So did Taylor Lautner.

I have a theory that she only stays “friends” with him because he has tons of info on her that she doesn’t want him to sell if they parted ways.

Immediately after that quote, Stein wrote:

“Rock shrimp is so generic. Anyone I go to Nobu with who gets rock shrimp, I freak out on them. Every novice is like, Can I have the rock shrimp? Then I’m always like, Don’t order rock shrimp with me. It’s such a bad look on the table. It cheapens me. I’m embarrassed about it. That’s the stuff I ordered for the first…

He’s like the real life version of Val.

I hate that he’s a thing that exists.

the young and hot.

Everyone’s favorite year of SNL was when they were in junior high and least favorite year was when they were young adults.

Seth Meyers has been on it this entire election. He, Sam Bee, and John Oliver are getting me through this.

Meanwhile, on Seth Meyers...

I think you need to remember the Italian police have really brainwashed them. I have noticed that a lot of people who support Knox do say vile things about her parents. They are wrong to believe that she is guilty, but what is left out is how manipulative the police were with her family and the UK media also helped.

As a Brit i do believe that she is innocent and i think our media was a mess in this and was vile against Knox. But it is actually really sad that in US media Meredith Kercher has basically been forgotten, plus it does not help that Meredith was not white and not American.

Two things you need to do: (1) Block the number, and (2) Delete his contact information from your phone. Those are the only ways to make sure you don’t fall into the “I’m just texting because I need answers” trap. It sucks to be ghosted, but it happens. It was only going to be a 4th date, so move on and realize that’s…

I can honestly say that I regret so hard every single text/email/voicemail I’ve ever left to a guy who was either ghosting me or being some sort of dickhead. I’m sorry he’s treating you in this way, dating can be so damn hard and with texting and the computer its only more complicated. My best advice is to let the…

So at 48, this is what I can say: some folks have advised you call or text him; I totally don’t recommend it. You know what reality is, and you know exactly what you are witnessing; you are not imagining this. Every time we keep reaching back out to someone who is not reaching for us in equal measure, it becomes more…

The answer is yes. Would bang. Absolutely.

Are you kidding? I’d drop my pants for that man the second he walked through my door!

STILL NO BARB, DOE!