"Got married."

As Elaine Benes so succinctly stated, I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Keith Law has joined the fun.

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

There was a simmering anger about people like me — "Social Justice Warriors", as they call us — who are asking for change in the game industry: a better, broader representation of characters, among other things. We're "the cancer that's killing games", and Kotaku is seen as the key enemy site, with Polygon a close…

But will you use punctuation?

That drives me crazy too. I have to read every single email on my phone. In my outlook at work I couldn't give less of a shit, though. I have well over a thousand unread emails.

Why did Kanye let her finish?

It's a cartoon. Their dicks reflect their personalities, no one was shocked that Gaston had a small one. Could have called that one before I even opened the article. These aren't real people or personalities. I repeat: THESE ARE CARTOONS.

A quick note on your link about throwing shade on white mujahidas. I don't think that's what that post is saying. I think (and this was my experience in college, in the middle of the SF Bay Area, surrounded by American-born Arab men that my parents wished I would marry), they're saying that these Muslim guys are…

"paging Patty Hearst, Patty Hearst to the thread"

THANK YOU. I love this site, because the people here support your right to get an abortion no matter the reason but call you a freak for wearing thongs.

I'm with you on this one. I know for most people it seems to be the opposite, but the more fabric is involved, the less comfortable I feel. I would go commando if I didn't wear skinny jeans basically everyday and, well, gross? I think this entire comments section needs a new diet, though, because this poop on the…

full underwear is horrifying, I am wearing a pair right now because i'm on my rag and its swamp ass city. Maybe women with flat asses find them comfy? Mine gobble up panties.

Those tasty chips you enjoyed as a child? They were lead paint.

You're not very smart are you?

Don't fight it. You can't. Haters just hate. Their lives are devoid of any joy (or their Red Sox fans) so they have to tear down Derek Jeter.

I understand the overrated arguments, and I know the rest of the country gets annoyed with the cult of Jeter, but I'll tell you why I loved watching that clip. Jeter was a teammate of Don Mattingly's. If you're a Yankee fan, and you remember the Showalter, Stump Merrill, Bucky Dent era, then you remember how much it…

He implied that Jeter has more hits than Babe Ruth. Which is totally ok, because he does.