The fact that the former presidents are either inadvertently or purposely mean girling 45 makes me smile for a moment. If I had more skill I would edit the “you can’t sit with us” to have the presidents’ faces.

And she goes to a store that sells Pepsi products. Why does the A. V. Club insist on spoiling everything!!!!

SPOILERS (but also if you’ve read the article/headline this probably isn’t spoiling much more for Get Out:)

What do you have against good movies?

I really loved the Silent Hill movie. Fans of the games like to shit on it for not being “true to the games,” but don’t they always? It’s an exceedingly good horror flick in its own right.

I actually like the production on this one, but imagine these lyrics sung by a dude. Could they get any more abusive/rapey?

As horrible as her death was, it’s also pretty damn horrible to convict an innocent person of a grisly murder. If they felt there was reasonable doubt it was him, they did the right thing.

Considering this is a group of people who had to have the meaning of unanimous explained to them at least twice in relation to a pretty commonly known foundation of jury trials, I’m not as surprised as I would be.

Excellent argument but your username....

I used to be the head mechanic on an aircraft carrier for the forward engine room. In port, we generally will have a single Cold Iron Watch. Their job is to just take logs and walk around. Its a very boring job. You are in an engine room that is about four stories tall, completely by yourself. No one to talk to. You…

Are we reeeeeeaaaaaaally calling Kanye’s clothing a ‘fashion line’ though?

GOAD NOT GOAT, ughhhhhhh.

Cruel and unusual punishment is barred by the 8th Amendment to the Constitution and the due process clause of the 14th Amendment. “Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishment inflicted.” If we condone sending our prisoners to state or federal institutions knowing…

Why do you think your sense of humor is definitive? Just because you’re used to it? And can’t be bothered to be challenged?

Ooh, awesome. Let’s make prisoners our executioners! Are we too cowardly ourselves? Would you, personally, rape him or stab him if you met him in the street, being fully aware of his crimes? No? Why? He deserved it. And it’s, apparently, okay to do it to people who you think deserve it. Or is only okay if other people…

Yay, prison rape jokes! Aren’t we awesome.

Imagine retooling a show and having Kevin James be the part of what you keep.

You’re probably confused because she never mentioned being proud.

Last Paragraph: ”...remember her sister Alex?”

That’s nothing. Twenty or so attempts at romance, and Preston Garvey still has me in the friend zone. Doesn’t he know that I’m his boss?!?