Agree - curried apples puts it over the top. I actually gasped.

Hippies, man. 

Are we the same person?

Is this...a thing? My sister came after my 2nd kid and complained non-mother-fucking-stop about the weather, the food, the lack of accommodations for her and HER 3 KIDS that she didn’t tell me she was bringing. We didn’t speak again for 2 years.

Wait, not only did she cook, it was curried apples? That she brought to the wedding?!?!

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Okay. POLICE. For him, after you tore his arms out of their sockets.

Oooh I think I’ve got you beat though you definitely win with the chair breaking. My mom came 2 days earlier than we agreed she would after I had my daughter and yelled at me for not knowing she was at the airport waiting for me (1 week postpartum) to pick her up. She didn’t cook, she didn’t clean, she didn’t watch…

“I climbed in through the kitchen window.”

Sophomore year of college, I was living in this total dirty hippie house. Eight or nine people would be living there at a time, and people kinda rotated in and out, but we all had our own rooms (small rooms in a big place) and we all paid rent.

A friend was getting married in our city and asked if one of her guests could stay with us during the weekend of the wedding. Apparently, she thought she would just crash with the bride and groom. Should have been a weirdo red flag.

Wow. I had to read that twice to unravel the  “I’m my own grandpa” situation your step siblings have going on there.

I’m sorry, he sounds like an ass, but I can’t stop laughing at “he sat in a chair so long he broke it”. 

When I was living with my folks, my bedroom was also the guest bedroom, and I would have to sleep on an air mattress in my sister’s room

My sister-in-law is bi-polar/borderline personality/I’m not a psychiatrist but she blows her life up completely every couple years or so and completely flips out when people don’t fix it all for her by supplying her with endless money and/or resources that you don’t actually have, but to her if someone appears to be…

I can easily believe that! Luckily, no one is desperate to spend an extended period of time in Boston.

With no warning my FIL came to stay with us soon after my first birth. I did not know the man, he didn’t help at all, and he sat in a chair so long he broke it. He is a swaggery old factory worker who warned me of the troubles of picking up my baby too much, interrupted breastfeeding, and went to the brewery in the…

“She tried to tell me that wasn’t what was happening I was like okay well the one dude left and your boyfriend showered immediately after, so either it was that or your relationship has other problems.”

I’ve never had a guest room, and I have only had this for guests to sleep on:

My roommate let her boyfriend stay with us one semester after he got kicked out of the dooms for smoking pot. She didn’t tell me and I came home from Thanksgiving break to find him locked in the bathroom smoking pot (in our non-smoking apartment, violating our lease) with another guy.