I can only contribute with what I think it’s one of the most underrated Simpsons quotes:

I had a teacher in HS who cued up the scene where Bernadine torches the car and had us watch it. She had gone through a messy divorce and thought we would enjoy it as much as she did.

That is rock-solid advice. Cheers to your mom--she sounds awesome!

Well done, this was freaking awesome and now I really want to go watch this again. It’s been too long. I really enjoy long form pieces like this and this one was done beautifully, I could picture Robin’s iconic dress the minute you started going there! Writing like this is why I love The Muse so much.

Oof! The nostalgia...And the soundtrack. Thank you for posting, looking forward to re-watching on Netflix!

I remember watching this movie with my mom when I was a kid, and there’s a scene where her husband is leaving her and she says [something like] “I gave you the best years of my life.” And my mom was like “ABSOLUTELY NOT. When you’re in love with somebody, you make sure you’re *sharing* your time with them. Don’t ever…

Aniston is living the dream. no whiny husband, goddess circle on fridays, Cabo with comedy writers 3x a year, and brad pitt texts sometimes to wish you well. 5 stars

The LOL’s are rolling in. Watching this rich as fuck rapist beg for help, repeatedly from other rich as fuck people who want no part of the dumpster fire is great. He honestly thought they were gonna help his ass.

I was also thinking that the persistent use of “U” also lessens the impact of Bob’s very harsh words to his brother. Although, perhaps that makes it burn even more, to know they were punched out on an iPhone screen, as though he is casually expressing his utter revulsion for Harvey.

Ah yes, the old "sex addict = sexual predator" defense. Guess what, Harvey? You weren't addicted to sex. You were addicted to frightening vulnerable women. Go rot in a hole forever. 

So am I the last person who always types y-0-u?

I’m imagining writing that to one of my brothers, and using their last name when cursing them. It’s a nice touch!

There were several damning parts of this email dump that stood out to me, and the most satisfying one was the missive from his own brother, which I’ve included below (quoted from this Vulture article), emphasis mine.

So I looked at a few of the articles about this and although it’s not clear how they are related, my guess would be they’re both descendants of Samuel Hinckley who lived in Massachusetts in the 1600's. He had two wives and 13 children.

He’s been ALL aboard the Bernie Train since 2016, so not totally surprising.

I remember when Jared Leto accused Jennifer Lawrence of her regular behavior being “all a bit of an act.”

I once walked in on a similar scene in the restroom of the boutique I worked in, unfortunately someone had just shoved some crates of extra stock in the corner. Yuck.

Something similar happened when I worked graveyard at a donut shop. It was a customer - a tiny lady with sleeves past her hands and turtleneck pulled up to her nose. Not really too weird, since it was winter on the prairie, but notable since she left it like that indoors. She came in with a big, mean looking guy; he…

I was the assistant to the CEO of a company who also happened to own the building where the company’s offices were located, but the first two floors of the building were rented out to the Human Services Agency of the city we were in which focused on assisting the disabled, elderly, and veterans. Because the building…

The bullying isnt just online. Season 20, the girls definitely bullied ajubilee one of the few contestants of color. Leading many of microaggressions and code words to show their dislike of her for “spending time with bachelor”... ya know the thing you’re supposed to do on the show...