If you ever turn down your high school sweetheart’s proposal after being together for 10 years for no real reason (he’s hot, he’s kind, he’s great in bed, you click- but why get married? Everything is great as is) and then you guys get invited to a good friends destination wedding at a generic all inclusive resort in…

Please make this into a move. Under the Opium Sun? My Tuscan Opium Adventure? Don’t care would watch

The thought of maybe getting busted in a foreign country with kilos of hash is a serious lady-boner killer for me.

And in case you’ve ever wondered how lesbians decide when sex is over, it’s apparently when the cat that was hiding under the bed comes out and horks a hairball.

This was much more satisfying than my previous hook-up-trip attempt, which happened back in college. I was a virgin who really wanted to be done with the whole virgin label, so I road-tripped from mid-Indiana to Chicago during the January break to visit my pal Mark. I stayed the night with a cousin of mine who was…

I literally just got back from doing exactly that.

Your priorities are in the proper order. Refueling is a must!

So I’d been living and working in Tuscany for a few months. I wanted to improve my Italian and learn how to build ecological structures and other permaculture related projects, but of course I was hoping to find an Italian man to spend some time with. I have red hair and tend to pull better in Mediterranean countries…

Alternate finale: “I thought he was the one doing the fucking, but in the end, the ability to fuck myself was inside me all along.”

A few years ago I took a “vacation” from “freelance life” to Asia, planning a stopover in San Francisco on my way back home to NY. In SF was the recently-relocated man I’d been boning in NY. He had moved to the Bay Area for a fancy tech job a few months prior, and even though it’d always been a mutually casual affair,…

I *hate* when people make it weird when there’s no reason it had to be weird! 

Is it wrong that the “huge free buffet” is what caught my eye the most?

“She seemed really excited, though!”

Thank you, AngryQueerLawyr, you have made my evening with your story.

This is more thoroughly planned then my real life.

I’ve been in a long-distance relationship for over 4 years. All of my vacations are predominantly to bone.

Not something that’s happened yet but my whole dream if I win the lottery is to immediately fly to somewhere quiet and natural in Hawaii, and handle all matters from there.

My husband I attended Bonnaroo in 2007 when we we had just started dating. We drove 7 hours to listen to music and have sex in a tent. The sex ended after we tried to fornicate on a 100 degree day. It was really gross watching my sweat roll off my body and onto his forehead. It was in that moment that we were both…

Oh man I went to Toronto as well!

Not sure if this counts but me and my boyfriend once travelled together out to Montana explicitly for the purposes of getting a little unchaperoned time together. We were high school sweethearts fresh out of high school, and the promise of having a cabin all to ourselves for a week spoke to a deep desire in both of us…