For the record, putting commas between bacon egg and cheese felt WRONG but... grammar : (

Bullshit, a real Canuck would have apologized after that rant.

Yes, State Farm. A person with a cancer diagnosis does want money from their health insurer. I can explain it all to you if you’re having a hard time understanding. 

Kelis & Toasty Goat look like they are in a place where the air is cold but the sun is warm.  It looks nice!  Every day is cold, bitter rain for me.

Super “hole” party. Three level nudist sex party with slings and a very good buffet (actual food, but just dudes in slings, but yeah that too).  Super bowl projected onto a big wall.  Going again this Sunday. Cheers everyone!

I am laughing so hard at this. I have a MILLION cousins and when we were kids, my grandma rented a giant lodge for the week of Christmas. We would all pile in and get snowed in together, which sounds like a nightmare unless you were us (significant others have been known to panic at how boisterous we are; some…

More like 3 beers and 3 glasses of water lol

Super Bowl XLI. My friend’s suburban townhome. It was a BYOB affair and I took it upon myself to purchase the finest box of Pinot Grigio I could find. At some point, I decided to make my damnedest attempt at polishing off the wine. After the better part of a liter, I decided that I was a massive Peyton Manning fan and…

I watched the Super Bowl in a crowded bar once. Except it was a gay bar. And it was the Super Bowl in which Madonna performed the halftime show.  No one paid attention to the football at all but when Madonna came on, everyone got deadly quiet and watched like it was church.  90% of attendees left after the halftime…

I have a very small extended family, only seven cousins including me on both sides of the family combined. But, my mom’s college roommate married dad’s college roommate and mom married dad! So every year, the original four women and their families get together at a really rural cabin. Have up to 30 people some years…

When I was a senior in high school, we had some pretty early Saturday morning ice times. Mostly because we were the girls’ team. It was pretty routine to show up to hockey hungover as fuck (I swear to god, as a high school teacher—I really feel like teens have improved since my day), but one morning was particularly…

It feels less like suicide and more like, just moving on to another state of being. They become a part of the force of goodness in the universe. (Tahani arguably does as well in a different way.) 

Nick Offerman’s appearance got a quick “YES!” out of me, but Mary Steenburgen got a full-on applause. Marc Evan Jackson’s deadpan Shawn is terrific, but I’ll always be left wondering what Offerman’s Shawn would have been like had he not turned down the role (a tidbit revealed in one of the Good Place podcast episodes).…

My money was originally on reincarnation, but yeah.

Nothing depressing about it. Emotional, yes, but not depressing*. All the characters have been dead since before the series actually starts after all. This wasn’t suicide it was moving on from known existence when true happiness and contentment was realized.

*-Some people might view Janet not being able to pass on as…

Damn it all. I teared up when Jason said he had to leave. I smiled when Tahani decided to become an Architect. I teared up when Chidi said he had to leave. I teared up again when Michael was granted his wish of becoming human. I cried when Eleanor walked through, I cried for all of them, and Janet.

Marc Evan Jackson’s deadpan might be my MVP of the whole damn series....It rivals Andre Braugher’s deadpan. 

MARY STEENBURGEN!

This was indeed soul-crushingly sad if you look at it from Janet’s perspective. She evolves the ability to love and be loved only to see her loved ones, one by one, venture into an unknowable next stage where she can never follow. All credit to Carden, who was wonderful in this episode, but that thought leaves me way…

Because of OZ, I can never see J.K. Simmons as anything other than a brutal Nazi thug with an occasional eye patch.