Years ago I parted ways with two friends after a night out to walk to my car. For some reason I turned around just as she threw her her arms around him and they began aggressively making out on a fairly dark street. Because the female friend in question was in a serious relationship with someone OTHER THAN the friend…

My bff and I have seen Gin Blossoms about...five or six times in the last 6 years? Two years ago we saw them at a huge bar attached to our local golf course... apparently their show was kicking off the Memorial Tournament?

Grey Worm might as well have announced he was retiring and had just bought a boat.

Probably posted this before elsewhere, but the last time I ran into Dave Chappelle he made me look at pictures of his newly man caved-out garage on his iPhone. He also scrolled through a bunch of photos from Puff Daddy’s latest yacht party. It was kind of sweet that he’s still starstruck even though he’s, y’know, Dave…

I used to sneak and read it on my Monday breaks... working in the service industry.

Serena Williams’ story has ratcheted up my fear of giving birth to 11 (I’m a WOC in a state that already has high infant mortality rates for black children). 

The future Mr. Chanandler Bong took me to our friend's bakery to pick up a cake he'd ordered for dinner. His parents were visiting and we were going to have dessert at my mom and dad's. He popped the cake box open so we could see how it looked, and there was a "will you marry me" sign on it. We get married in August!

Are you me??

Oh god. I once vomited in a Ziploc baggie on the L after a day of music festival and night of chugging IPAs. Almost fell asleep/passed out before I could seal it up. Luckily the only witnesses were my two nearly equally wasted friends and a vagrant who I woke up with my retching.

He was also the male roommate in latter day episodes of Living Single!

Especially with a guy like Roger. I always thought he was a fun, normal guy from watching the show, so those videos are bone-chilling. Him cooly taunting her while holding the baby as she’s crying...yikes. I can't imagine how manipulative he is and how dangerous a time this is for her.

Apparently no GIF/YouTube of it exists, but 30 Rock called this years ago. Go Pats.

It took about 15 minutes for me to realize they'd slid a new "ambassador" in and acted like he was there the whole time! Goddamnit this show is going to get me through the winter.

“Already fucked once, might as well keep doing it lol."

Oof. This is really disappointing to hear. Obviously I don’t know Janeane personally, but she did this fantastic interview on Guys We Fucked last year that is one of the best I’ve ever heard. She was so unguarded, raw, and open. Really came across as someone who had a nuanced worldview and wasn’t afraid to self…

I shouldn’t know this, but they call it “yachting”.

That story gives me serious Randy Lemon vibes. Good for him!

It’ll absolutely mean that, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I went to Christian school and the teachers were very transparent about how little they were paid relative to other schools. Some of them used it as a "look at this great sacrifice I'm making for God," some were passive-aggressive about it but tried to keep a good face, and…

Do it!! It's such a sleeper.

I went to a shitty dive bar for a friend's birthday karaoke night this summer and one of the regulars sang this. My best friend and I freaked OUT and did the claps as well - I think we surprised everyone in our group!