Are you me? Same thing happened about five years ago with my ex, except we only tried to be friends after this final blow out. He has since dated two women in my friend circle and is now with another friend's ex, so basically I am glad I got out of our super incestuous hometown.

Charlotte definitely = Annie, and I suppose Miranda = Brenda? And I could almost see Carrie as Elise. Oooh Stanford can be Duarto! I would watch this.

Both my parents were poets, so...

Oh, also! I have run into/chatted with Dave Chappelle probably half a dozen times over the last 15 years. He lives close to my hometown and every now and then I’ll be visiting and out at a local bar, and he’ll pop in with some flunkees.

I’ve probably shared this before, but it bears repeating because I have no guile and never have.

My dad sent me this article the other night and I flipped out - I’m a huge fan of Gawker media and it is so cool that you guys reached out to Uncle James!

Thanks so much for taking the time to get to know my Uncle James! He’s a remarkable man and a hero in our family. My dad and uncles are huge car guys and I think part of this is due to his influence. He’s revered and we all wish he and Pat were able to travel more (and vice versa), but whenever we get to see them it’s…

Same. I dont keep up with the guy (it took a few songs before I realized that he was the lead singer I was watching), and didn’t know about his status with critics. He’s just a morphine drip of annoying dude.

Unbeknownst to me, I watched him open for another band this summer. It was teeny bopper rock and sooooo insufferable. People were crowd surfing for some reason. He slightly annoyed me before but now he's firmly planted in the "Punchable Face" file in my head.

That one really freaked me out because I’ve been to the Northside of Cincinnati quite a bit and can picture the type of house she probably lived in. It’s an old river city and so many of the houses are creepy as fuck in a historical way ALREADY, but add in a fugitive watching you and fucking with you and I really…

Woah, they adapted Tiger Eyes?

Same. He sucks and is so eye roll-worthy. Like seven years ago, my ex boyfriend (who knew I hated Kanye) played one of his albums on repeat during a four hour road trip and refused to turn it off.

I always cringe and try not to respond when my friends and I are out of town and they yak loudly about our plans and where we're from. Why do you need to answer the guy on the L who asks what we're up to?! Ugh. 

And I'm now dreading the next time I go home to visit my parents and sleep in their walkout basement, with the big ass bay window that they've never bothered to put blinds on. 👍🏽

Every man in my family carries a little utility knife. I think it's a country thing? Christmas is really fun, because if you struggle with a package for a second you've got 2-4 men shoving short, stubby blades at you nonchalantly.

It me.

Hold down on the link and a menu will pop up (copy link, open in new tab, open incognito tab) and the full address will show. The gossipy thing is usually the web address of the link. 

Thus is a GREAT callback. 

My fiancé and I went to Monticello a few years ago on our way to a wedding. We started the afternoon with the Slavery Tour ( that’s more or less what it’s called) and I was pleasantly surprised at how plainly the white lady giving the tour spoke about how shitty life was for the slaves. The woman giving the house and…

“You’re going out? Wear shoes you can run in, and take your ID so they’ll be able to call me if they find your body somewhere.” - my father, who is 25 years on the job and worked homicide for over half of them.