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Standing on the sidewalk in front of a bar and chatting with my friends, I turned the top 3/4 of my body and somehow my knee popped partially out of place/got fucked up. I didn’t even move my feet and I’m still not 100% sure how it happened. I ended up on my ass, looking like the Drunk Girl Who Fell Down. Knee is

WHO'S LOU??

It’s streaming on Amazon! God I loved that show as a kid, without realizing how many great actors were in it (Jane Curtin, JGL, Jan Hooks)....and it still holds up.

For me it’s always been a toss-up between Steve and Harry. Harry is sweet and funny and I was raised Episcopalian and am in a long-term relationship with a Jewish guy (also, “They’re givin’ us a baby” makes me cry)... but Steve is also sweet and good god is he funny. I love that damn accent.

...and then they Magic Negro’d the fuck out of Jennifer Hudson. She’s a sweetheart but 70% of her lines were so cringeworthy. The worst offender is, “and *you* gave *me* LOUIS Vuitton!”

Hard Candy Christmas is one of my favorite holiday songs: it’s so sweet and never depresses me, despite the subject matter being kind of a bummer.

Your mouth to God’s ears. And my TV.

Im sorry you had such a tough time!! A few years ago I opted for surgical vs medical because the after effects with medical seemed much more intense. Surgical is (was for me) 3 weeks of period-like bleeding and mild cramping. Other than all that blood freaking me the fuck out, it was just like a super heavy flow.

Tell me more about this meal plan you’re on...

Oh man...this has really improved my morning. Thank you.

I tense up every time someone goes for the mandoline. This is because it’s 50/50 they end up slicing a piece off of themselves, and I have also sliced a piece off of myself with one. USE THE FINGER GUARD FOLKS!

“Best” is the worst!

Same! It helped lighten the horrible subject matter.

Goddamn, what a pervert.

This bugs the shit out of me, especially when the actors just roll over and go to sleep. *Especially* when it’s a female actor. That goopy wet spot feeling is really uncomfortable for me, it’s gotta go.

I know one of these men, have done work for him in a non-architecture related field. He’s always been fine(ish) with me but is a bully and inappropriate person in general...honestly, I would be shocked if he wasn’t listed.

YES! It’s one of my favorite, endlessly quotable movies (lots of luck, smart ass), but she’s treated unfairly. Can you imagine dealing with a man-baby who undermines you in front of your kids and can’t empathize with you?

So...this level of idiocy, right?

It makes me want to have fettuccine and champagne every Christmas!

Everyone’s got a type, maybe hers is dude who smells like cigarettes and will pop you one?