“I think it’s fine for Kardashian West to study the law or not—I’m just tired of celebrities asking people to forget they’re rich and have a gazillion nannies and personal chefs and assistants to make their lives easier”

If that’s how their family rolls, a hearty and sincere good for them. I don’t have any kids, but at this point, I’m ready to kick both my partner and one of my dogs out of the bed in the sake of a better night’s sleep. I cannot imagine bunking with a kid.

“We get it! You don’t like older women!”

I’ve got nothing against Beto himself, but the coverage of him rubs me the wrong way.  For example, I was listening to a political roundtable on my local public radio station, and they were all like, “Beto’s got this electricity. He’s an intellectual everyman!” and, by comparison, Elizabeth Warren’s calls to small…

Finally something all Democrats can agree on, 40 year olds shouldn’t accept invitations to prom.

I am perfectly willing to accept my 92-year old queen probably has some deep-seated racial issues that were never properly confronted. But I’m also 100 percent certain that all brit tabloids are nightmare garbage rags who’ll take any hate-filled position if it sells a single copy more than a non-hate filled one, and…

Also: “hubby”.

People who say “kiddos” are pure monsters.

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

A Tale of Two Cities was required reading in my public high school. How did he manage to get through some fancy prep school without having to read that book?

I believe he can lie.

The responses to the documentary have been pretty upsetting, but I have to admit that #canceloprah gave me a laugh. Y’all think Oprah’s getting cancelled because of this documentary? Fat fucking chance.

My dad was a WW2 vet and died in December. He had Alzheimer’s and didn’t have many lucid moments these past years, but when I told him Donald Trump was the president, dad did manage “that buffoon from TV?!”. 

at first i was like whatever, but reading the shade from groupon made wheeze lol.

Stars for “fifty-leven”, “groupon peen” and the social media coordinator of Groupon

Does no one care about Luke Perry??!!!

also what is everyone reading into “ha”? seriously you could attach literally any meaning at all to it. this whole story is so dumb.

I think doing this in college takes much more balls because you aren’t getting paid and hopefully have a scholarship that won’t be dropped in retribution. It isn’t like you are at least in a professional league making a liveable wage.

The thing about “ending up in a database” is if the US government turns tyrannical (what 2A protects us from), they have the entire military arsenal and intelligence powers at their disposal.

If they want you, they already know where to find you. A database won’t give them much more of a leg up than nuclear weapons.…