Because they’re as thirsty as a mop in a desert. JT’s magnum opus is “Dick in a Box.” He thinks this will give him Serious Actor cred. Also, he’s kind of a dipshit, and he hasn’t made a decent song in over a decade, so it’s kind of a perfect match.

I recently got hit on by a 23 year old dude (I’m 31) and I was thinking like, “Bless this poor boy. I’d destroy him.” It was adorable.

Agreed! I totally don’t see the chemistry and the “yeah, they are totally fucking” vibe so many seem to see! Tom looks either bored, in pain, or desperately overacts “happiness”, whereas Taylor has always appeared somewhat asexual to me anyway - well, except when she is with Karlie Kloss, obvs.

I honestly don’t know. All I know is that I look at the two of them and I am picking up like zero sexual chemistry. I know you can’t *always* tell from photos, but I feel like I’m decent at picking up on chemistry/no chemistry between celebs. There doesn’t seem to be much going on below the belt between them IMO.

.....the face.....

People underestimate the importance of sunscreen, especially dudes.

My take: They met at the Met Gala and became friends. Her relationship with Calvin was sputtering out and Tom was coming off the failure of I Saw the Light and Night Manager was/is under the radar.

I’m still choosing to pretend that Taylor Swift has actually been secretly dating Karlie Kloss for the past year. They have more chemistry together than she’s had with either of her recent boyfriends

No way is he A List.

To us it seems like it hurts his reputation, but for the average person who doesn't know who he is besides the guy who plays Loki, it's a way to get your real name out there. More people will want to interview him about the subject, as well.

*Tom Selleck

He’s only 35????????!?!?!??!?!

It’s so hard to imagine going through all that trouble for fame.

What strikes me so strangely about this pairing is that Taylor seems as though she’s about 16 - that’s how her music reads, that’s how her style reads, that’s how her beautiful baby face reads. Tom, on the other hand, comes across as a grown-ass man. How much of this perception is sexism and unconscious bias, I…

~hello darkness, my old friend~

I’m not sure if it’s fake or not, but I do know that every time they act lovey-dovey a little bit of Ryan dies

From reading the story, it appears that the perpetrators are some white guys who head up that way and kill women. Wow.

The crotch point!

Well we saw him hnnging HARD for Brienne of Tarth last night, figures he’d be all about Rihanna as well.

So, she’s 30 and put out a fake yearbook?