Best. Soundtrack. Ever.

The album that defined my high school years. Garbage, Radiohead’s (arguably) best song ever, Everclear during their brief moment of excellence, Cardigans, Butthole Surfers... Teenage dreams, kids.

Stop being friends with those morons.

I love this.

I think I’m going to miss Malia’s side-eye most of all.

every month is white history month

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

True, might just be me seeing four anthropomorphized muscular male tigers wearing skimpy leotards around a female gazelle with defined human breasts.... on a pedestal. Must be crazy.

Ugh. Is there a better reflection of what’s wrong with society today? Here I am with a degree from a first class University earning way less money for working incredibly har...for working moderately har....for working occasionall....

She did a stupid thing, or at least a probably very drunk thing, and that is “on her.” (Do you feel she was suitably punished?)

And with that never-nude reference, the circle of awesome is complete.

Right?! I watched one of my favorite movies recently, Away We Go; Messina has a bit nice-guy part in it and though I’ve seen it before, this time I couldn’t help wondering non-stop who he was cheating on his wife with, or what kind of secret assholery she was subjected to after company left.

I stopped watching because I HATE Mindy and Danny together. They are a TERRIBLE couple and should not be together and I got so annoyed with them trying to make fetch happen that I bolted. I love the idea of the show, and I really liked the first couple of seasons when she was yo-yoing between boyfriends and giving sex…

Unpopular opinion perhaps: I’ve never liked Danny. NEVER. Could not understand why Mindy fell for him. He’s never liked her, and now that the his lust and need to win her are relaxing, the douchecanoe he’s always been and the contempt he has for her are on full display. It’s super close to IRL situations I’ve…

Kaling has made comments recently about how her hope for the evolution of the show was to go through what it’s like when you get what you always wanted on paper (hot fiance, adorable kid, awesome career) but the reality is much messier. Basically: what happens after the credits roll in a romcom? And because Mindy…

Remember when he attempted anal by surprise b/c he lacked the capacity to just, you know, ask if she was into it?

Why would someone whose only claim to fame is a TV show about the minutiae of her life get upset when people focus on the minutiae of her life?

“Compassionate conservative”

Oh thank God he’s only attracted to 14 yo’s instead of 5 yo’s! Are you kidding me? I know some 14 yo girls, they look like children playing dress-up. They believe too easily, they’re terribly immature.

With a great mind comes great... creepiness? When I found out what Don Vito had done, I wasn’t even a little bit surprised. He said/did some creepy ass things on Viva La Bam.