At my last retail job, I worked with a girl who had just left a receptionist position at Massage Envy. Rather than actual desk work, she said the job consisted mostly of changing “jizz sheets.” Which is what I think of every time I drive past a franchise.

She always has seemed to be a decent person despite some of the vapid shit.. I hope her lawyers are able to help

Oh, no—I was being sarcastic. I think she actually does want to help.

Tomatoface actually trolled, tho, these new trolls have no sense of subtlety, no nuance, no art.

How do you know they haven’t contacted Cyntoia? I highly doubt Kim would announce such an action without talking to her, thereby running the risk of announcing potential legal action and then have Cyntoia saying, “No, thanks.”

No shit. How awful is a person’s life when prison provides them peace and quiet?

It kills me to say this, but me too.

These trolls actually make me miss the days of TomatoFace.

I watched an HBO doc called Mommy Dead and Dearest. It was about young woman named Gypsy Rose Blanchard who convinced her mentally ill boyfriend to kill her mother. Gypsy’s mother had Munchausens by proxy. Gypsy’s mother drugged her, made her get multiple unnecessary surgeries, forced her to spend her entire life in a…

She reminds me of Gypsy Rose Blanchard in this respect.

As crazy and self-absorbed as he is, I think maybe Kanye has helped her be a little less of a navel-gazer.

Look at her face in that prison photograph, the one where she’s wearing scrubs. How much more information does anybody need to interpret what happened to her in the past? She looks relaxed and happy — in prison! She is still a little haunted around the eyes, but compared to previous photos, she looks a million times…

I like Kim Kardashian a little more every day.

Black Twitter needs to have several seats...so she wants to taste the rainbow...

Ah, yes. “Black Twitter.” The real villains.

I think (I could be wrong) but for me, it’s more about who she chooses to surround herself with? Obviously it’s not fair to paint people with generalizations, but white people gave her family so much shit for 8 years, and it seems like her (mostly white) friends are the ones constantly outing her for doing normal…

That’s especially weird considering she has a white grandmother. If people had been successful in shaming Barack Sr. and Ann Dunham from kissing, we wouldn’t have had a President Obama or a Malia.

Now catch THAT.