This is so bad of me, but I’m working my 12th day in a row and haven’t had a turkey dinner yet so eff it: I hate  Emily Ratajkowski and I want her to go away.

Idk, I can’t hate T.S. the way Jez wants me to and see everything she does as problematic, I just don’t see it.

I would suspect him but he literally can’t turn on the computer, he’s adorably disconnected. He tells me that when the end times come he’ll be fine because he won’t miss twitter etc at all.

“Self taught rocket scientist” doesn’t believe in science. Film at 11.

Are you sure nerdybirdy and your husband aren’t the same person? Think about it- have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time?

Antarctica is a ring that encloses the rest of the world. No one has ever landed on the inner part of the Antarctic ring, traversed outward to the edge of the world, and returned back to the center continents. All of the scientists who claim to have gone to the research stations near the South Pole are liars. Jesus…

Yeah this is a Darwin awards in the making.

That’s nearly verbatim what my husband said.

I think they believe there’s some kind of portal at the edge that whooshes you back to the other edge. Seriously.

According to them Antarctica is the edge and it’s an impassable ice wall. I’m not sure why a plane can’t just fly over it.

The center is hollow and filled with nougaty goodness. Mmmm. Nougat.

I heard a great point to counter these fools - sorry, but I can’t remember the source. Essentially it was to ask them why nobody’s been to the edge? Wouldn’t that be a cool place to visit? Not to mention providing the obvious “proof”.

Great. Do it. Bye Felicia.

Oh he ded.

The Earth is not flat.

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

At first blush, I found it nearly impossible to seperate the sincere from the sarcastic in Megyn Kelly’s remarks. Which, upon reflection, may well be the essence of Megyn Kelly.

It’s like Goodfellas. “He’s gone, and we couldn’t do nothing about it”.

I watched it on mute and if you watch her eyes, they remain black and dead and it got even scarier during the part where she (fake) laughs. Serial killer eyes for sure. Bobby Finger better lock all his doors tonight.

LEMME SMANG IT.