because Chris Harrison was not about to let a living, breathing volcano fly back to Los Angeles

I predict that three years from now, we’ll be seeing Chad’s face on Jezebel under the headline “Former Bachelorette Contestant is Prime Suspect in Girlfriend’s Disappearance”.

His vascularity is as fascinating yet disturbing as his table manners. #chad

I’d fuck’im.

Chad is everything. CHad is perfection. Chad must never leave this show. They should change its title to “The Chadchelorette.” A psychotic troll who resembles a soap opera villain and eats ungodly amounts of raw hams and yams? Is the reason reality TV was invented. #chad2016neverforget

My trainer has come up with code words so we can talk about the episodes in the gym and his meathead buddies don’t know what he’s talking about.