You're right, my statement was too broad, but we agree about the big picture.

This is like Kathleen Turner near the beginning of Romancing the Stone, needing to blow her nose. She discovers she's out of kleenex, toilet paper, and paper towels. There's a note pinned next to the phone that says, "buy tissue." She blows her nose on it.

What are you thinking might be found in the records of the photocopiers?

Hiring sex workers.

Also, it should be a red flag if he says yes to San Diego or Miami but no to Iowa City. If she's worth pulling up roots for, she should be worth it regardless of where she's going.

He doesn't need to run for the hills. He has no intention of entering into a monogamous relationship with her.

"Where have I put my reading comprehension? It has to be around here somewhere!"

My advice to anyone planning to propose to a lady: get a $10 ring from Walmart for the proposal. That way, the two of you can discuss what kind of ring she wants, if any, and what it should cost, and then pick it out together. If she wants a ring, it should be something that makes her smile every time she looks at it…

If I need to bawl my head off, I watch the parts of Steel Magnolias or Terms of Endearment that bring back all the misery of my mother's death. That kind of cry can be hugely cathartic, and I usually feel great afterwards.

So the only way to fight oppression is to off oneself? That seems short-sighted. Plus, it leaves the rest of us in the lurch.

Thanks.

We need to vote against Trump. Period.

SPOILER

I missed the deleted comment. Could you give a short summary?

Social equality and justice do matter.

Ugh. A 32-year-old sandwich.

You're all going to call me stupid and naiive because you're all decades older than me. The A.V. Club skews older readership. Everyone here is very familiar with golden age Simpsons and are probably biased towards a golden aged democratic establishment that has morphed into the slogged neoliberalism of today.…

I'm not normally a fan of piling on.

Despise Derek. Ecstatic that he's gone.

I confess, I watch Criminal Minds. I could not be happier that Shemar Fucking Moore is gone. I would be happy to have him completely removed from IMDb.