The A.V. Club

I really felt sorry for Dave. It must be unimaginably awful to realize that someone you care about is a serial killer, and to come to the conclusion that you have to be the one to turn him in.

It can be a dozen things.

I just want a new episode every day until the end of time.

I'll be praying about it.

Why did the family not try "she's an angry teenager who hates her parents so she made up this crazy story"? Seems like it would have been worth a try.

I want Father Jude resurrected.

He was also in an episode of E.R. titled "The Long Way Around," which was great.

My cat threw up just as I read this. I think that's her birthday gift to you. So, happy birthday, I guess?

Christopher Walken is not #1? IMDb sucks.

What you said.

Shopping for earrings, shoes, books: good. Shopping for anything else: hell.

Sort of both: I bought a house with a garage. I hadn't had a garage to use since leaving my parents' house. It was soooo great. Sometimes when I drove in, I'd just sit there in my car for several minutes, enjoying the fact that I had a garage.

This is the difference between you and me: I would have melted into a puddle.

Gross.

Look for a clit vibrator. If you're not familiar with your clit, get familiar with it. It's possible to have mind-blowing orgasms without vaginal stimulation.

Send the next one glitter.

Ok, how about this: Holding grudges is childish.

So you're tearing down posters right and left?

It always makes me sad when bad things happen to kitties, but if it had been me on that boat, I'd have let the tiger drown.