They should be able to if they want to, but it doesn't seem very bright.

I'll drive, you pay.

Please dream on the other side of the room. I don't want to get any of that on me.

Nonononononono.

Sure, although my fave is tall, bearded, and kinkless.

Forgot to mention (makes it even worse): They were all husbands. Within 10 years, she married and divorced four times.

Listen to what you love!

One of the great things about the AV Club is that usually at least one person will have something useful to say about whatever is ailing you. Lots of snark, but also lots of caring people.

Sperm bank? Adopt? Become a foster parent? Know any nice gay men who would like to share a child with you? (Yes, I know these are not ideal solutions.)

**shudder**

Led Zeppelin. Ozzy/Black Sabbath. Iron Maiden. Pink Floyd. Deep Purple. Rush. Boston.

No.

One of my high school classmates showed up to our 10-year reunion with pictures of her four children, each fathered by a different man. The rest of us were impressed, but horrified.

Forever, with Viagra!

When you reach your 50s, people start asking aren't you sad you didn't have kids because now you can't have grandkids. If I wanted grandkids, I'd have had kids.

I dated a guy for about a year before he told me he felt like he was always walking on eggshells (it was before my bipolar disorder was diagnosed, and I was really unpleasant a lot of the time). I told him I couldn't believe anybody would stay in a relationship that felt like that and that if our positions were…

There's a "Ragged Ass Road" in Yellowknife, NT, Canada.

You look fantastic, as do all the people you've dressed up.

Whattaya want for free, your money back?

I will not pee on you. Any of you. I also will not let any of you pee on me.