I've had two long-term long-distance relationships. I no longer date anyone who's not in my area code.

Many years ago, I met a guy in a bar, and he asked for my phone number. I gave it to him, then my friends and I went out for breakfast after the bar closed.

Don't put on a show. Ever. Don't play games. Be yourself. You can be your best self, but don't try to be something/someone you're not. Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Tell the person that's how you roll. This makes everything sooo much easier. Really.

What is OKC?

My mother died about 20 years ago, and it was horrible. Long, drawn-out, painful, scary. I was a reasonably devout Protestant at the time, and I spent some time yelling (actually yelling) at God, asking, "When will it be enough? When will she have suffered enough that you will let her go?"

Are you a guy? Do you make house calls? Do I have to pay your air fare?

Ask her if it would be appropriate for you to give her son a gift. If she says yes, ask her what would be an appropriate price range, and make sure you know what the kid's into.

I'm pretty sure the last time I had sex was in 2010. Many issues at play, some getting better, some not.

I was going to make a snotty comment about parents not being able to decipher the nutrition information, until it took me 20 minutes online to figure out that 44% of the calories in one variety are from sugar. The labeling laws are a huge improvement over what they replaced, but it's time to make them so you can get…

Amazon seems to think it is.

I was a huge fan of SoA who hung on through the bitter, horrible end. I haven't seen any of the long-term SoA commenters here, so I don't think many are watching.

I did, and here's the comment I made there: "Meh. Didn't laugh, not even once. I'll give it a couple more episodes just because I like Paget Brewster so much, but I'm probably not going to be a regular viewer."

Meh. Didn't laugh, not even once. I'll give it a couple more episodes just because I like Paget Brewster so much, but I'm probably not going to be a regular viewer.

Hated it. It's slow, it's predictable, the jokes are obvious (like Fred Savage falling into the jury box). I'll give it one or two more episodes, but it's probably not going to make it onto my list.

In other news, ice cream is made of sugar and fat.

It spins the other way in Australia, but only if they're standing on their heads.

Educate you're self, sheeple!

I bet anybody you saved from drowning when a dam burst would put out at least once.

"Contempt." That's the name of your right hand, then?

But that's from their new anti-gravity feature.