I'm not at all sure which one it was, and I could have gotten the date wrong as well, but it was definitely one of the "news" shows. Shoulda kept my mouth shut!

I watched it. It was fun. It was ridiculous. It would be less ridiculous and even more fun if it was just what's-his-name fighting crime with unlimited resources and skills, without all the gambling crap. Your selection was wise.

I only got really serious about that kind of stuff recently, and it's a work in progress, but yes, I am trying hard to do all those things.

Wow.

I saw a teaser for the one that aired tonight. It said, "Don't Watch Alone!"

Why? Wouldn't we have said yes?

Do you recycle absolutely everything that comes into your home that is recyclable? Do you only buy products with all-recyclable packaging? Have you upgraded your appliances and home to be as environmentally friendly as possible? Have you refused to buy these shiny electronics you scorn? Do you always buy used when…

Read Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser. The working conditions in the American meat-packing industry are appalling.

Done. They showed me their butts, which means "kiss my ass." Not sure if that was meant for you or me.

I liked it. My cats hated it. They said it was simplistic and derivative.

I'm seeing Everest in IMAX 3D tomorrow. How much Dramamine do I need to take beforehand?

Shut up, asshole.

Newton: "Stupid apple with a bite out of it hit me on the head."

Well, maybe Alsatians, but certainly not pit bulls.

He's still alive?

Fuck.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

No, they'll be handing out the Quran.

I'm going to move to someplace with no communication other than from the next village, and come back just before the polls close.

You would think they would've learned from the hologram fiasco, but apparently CNN is run by lunatics.