In unrelated news, I’ve just trademarked the band name cishet fuckboys. You can’t have it now.

Read a commenter somewhere (maybe here on Kinja) say that the War on Christmas is a misnomer, and that Christmas is actually the aggressor. Looking around me now, I have to agree. Christmas has already conquered Thanksgiving, and I'm sure is preparing an assault on Halloween. Veteran's Day doesn't stand a chance, nor…

Anyone watch AHS: Hotel? This is the type of place that the obnoxious hipsters (now ghosts) probably frequented, as they were “influencers.” Their grisly death was well-deserved.

Who undoubtedly specializes in wills and probate for very large estates and trusts and has no contact with actual clients EVER.

As the resident blow job giver expert, I’ve never “gulped” on the dick. That seems... awkward and possibly painful for the dick involved.